4/19 - Offering classic shirt for $12,000 opening bid, $20,000 Buy It Now

Chris's entire life can be summed up with "he didn't learn his lesson"
You really can't blame anyone but himself for this huge fuck up

 

I mean, we're talking about a guy who was constantly tricked by trolls pretending to be women who were in love with him, not exactly someone who learned from their mistakes...

 

Bob and Barb deserve some credit for the train wreck that is chris.

chris however is still the engineer with the throttle slammed forward and no regard for the brakes.

 

And we're the coal shovelers.

 

Weens are the coal shovelers, we are just standing around and staring. We want to look away, but just can not.

 

On the Sonichoo-choo trainwreck express!

 

So mainstream media is like the newspaper that reports on the train wreck the next day.

 

did or just watching a tire fire, knowing it'll never go out

 

Wow, I go away for a few days to be a normie and I come back to this treasure trove of Financhu Crisis insanity. Granted nothing will ever, ever touch classic Chris, but this is still pretty rich.

I am absolutely amazed he found this, and even more amazed they had this in that condition, in that kind of... "storage".

Seriously as much as I have to laugh at this with the rest of you, I truly did not understand how bad Barb's hoarding and the overall deplorable conditions of the Chandler household are at this point. I knew they have had issues for many years now, but I had thought the fire would have helped them with that. I guess if it did it didn't last very long.

I'm so conflicted. I'm laughing at this so hard and I can't find any pity for Chris whatsoever. On the other hand, I don't think two human beings should be living in conditions like this. The fact that a still wet shirt was kept for three years in this manner is indicative of so much. It is beyond sad.

 

Keep in mind these two willfully do it to themselves

 

Spoiler: I had to do this

That's what boggles me the most. You'd think after a couple days at most one of them would at least take the clothes out of the bags to air-dry.

 

The point is not lost on me. Chris is so much more capable of taking care of himself than he does. Barb is reaping what she has sown over many years, alienating her children, being financially irresponsible, etc.

Still it's just... wrong. I think the fact it is self inflicted just keeps me from processing it properly.

 

To be fair, I don't think Chris and Barb wake up every morning and go "gee, what can we do today to dig ourselves deeper in the hole?" "How can I make Cole/Harriet/other family members hate me more?" Mental illness is a shitty thing.
Barb clearly has something in her head, and Chris's autism makes it hard for him not to have that material possession he currently wants. They need help but refuse it, that's why it's their fault, even people as messed up as Chris and Barb have to look at their trash and debt and go "This isn't normal."

 

Let the tale of Chris and Barb be a reminder to people everywhere to not vaccinate their children.

 

Nuff' said.

 

So when will he sell off Patti's corpse and dog house?

 

What's really going to ding him is offering free shipping on that several ton dog house.

 

Honestly Chris might not have been vaccinated enough with how infected his brain is.
Edit: Also WTF Chris 20,000 dollars?

 

Or the current living pets? Sobert would go for a pretty penny.

As tragic as I find this statement, I find it even more tragic that it might happen

 

is there a button for when you agree with the statement but its so depressing that the like button doesnt seem appropriate