4/19 - Offering classic shirt for $12,000 opening bid, $20,000 Buy It Now

http://www.ebay.com/itm/282438324055

http://archive.is/t5oaB

 

That one with the weens on it.

 

I'll buy it for $20

 

I'm sorry, I wish I had a witty comment right now, but this shit is too deep.

It was in a pile of dirty laundry. Dirty laundry left over from the fire. They haven't washed most of their clothes for three years. It's still wet from the water the firefighters used to put out the goddamn flames.

 

I'd rather buy a car, thanks.

 

>insert Son-chu joke here

 

Does anyone have peppy's contact details ?

 

I bet it smells Real Bad.

 

The day someone buys this for 20k is the day I lose all hope in mankind, and start praying for the planet to explode.

 

OH BOY

If you good people would be so kind, I'd like to offer some perspective here on iconic clothing at what it's worth.

Spoiler: Who doesn't fucking love Red Dwarf?

An iconic costume from one of the series most popular episodes. A measly $729
http://propstore.com/product/red-dwarf/cat-danny-john-jules-gingham-dress/

Spoiler: Sleepy Hollow was shit, but pretty to look at.

An elaborately done full length gown worn by Miranda Richardson and designed by the greatest living costume designer, Colleen Atwood. $4219
http://propstore.com/product/sleepy...ssels-miranda-richardson-crone-killing-dress/

Spoiler: How much would you pay to get into Brad Pitt's pants?

Again, an ENTIRE outfit worn by Brad Pitt in a Quentin Tarantino film. Only $4219
http://propstore.com/product/inglourious-basterds/lt-aldo-raine-brad-pitt-costume/

Spoiler: Goddamn do I love the shit out of Terminator 2.

Remember how awesome the T-1000 was? Well, you can get his shirt AND the liquid metal prosthetic for $5489.00.
http://propstore.com/product/terminator-2-judgment-day/t-1000-bullet-hit-shirt-display/

Here's something close to the 12K Chris is expecting for his biohazard of a shirt.

Spoiler

Except it's a little bit more culturally iconic. Also still cheaper at $10257.

I don't doubt that after some desperate price lowering a ween will buy it though.

 

No offense, but this image just screams "irony".

 

Gee, it's not like people could go out and buy the same type of shirt for cheaper prices or anything...

 

So humble as always.

 

So my impression is that when the Chandlers started putting up overpriced crap for sale, they continued their extravagance under the impression that people would pay them money for poorly-stored junk, they wouldn't have to worry anymore about stupid things like finances, and everything would be alright. Now that that strategy isn't working, their new plan is to increase the prices and begging even more- but not, of course, look for work or stop frivolous purchases.

But it's an Authentic CWC Shirt! Framed and signed! Carefully stored in a damp bag for three years!

 

I like how Chris forgot about the shirt, poked around in the hoard to look for goodies he could sell, and then offered it for the price of a decent car.

If anyone wants a similar looking shirt you can get them online for $40 or so.

 

There are a couple more items that I believe Chris will eventually sell.

• The Amnyfest Ring (as a last resort)
• Any surviving attraction signs
• His custom Pokémon cards (if they survived)
• Any scrap of paper with a sonichu on it (original manuscripts)
• Any clothing that doesn't fit him or isn't "tomgirl," approved
• Everything Bob deemed valuable.
• Any lesser Relics of Fail that haven't interested him in a while.
• The uniclit
• A seat a Barb's funeral.