29/04/2017 - Speed Sewing Announcement

I mean, in his defense, some retard did pay over a grand for a shitty totem he made. Deserved or not, one would be forgiven for thinking they're doing something right if stuff like that happens.

 

when someone sends a video of your technique to a teacher, you are doing definitely doing something wrong

 

I did that same thing with chris's video showcasing the way he holds a pen to a friend who just graduated from art school. Same reaction.

So we had 1 guy who legit gave chris 1.5K for the totem, which feeds chris's ego-driven delusion that he can shit in a can and sell it for all the moneys because he's the super special. Now some weens hype chris up for a golden ticket worth 25.1K and chris is A. going above and beyond his norm of laying and bed and complaining about stress because the pig smells truffles (that money means more lego!) and B. Chris actually believes his crap isn't crap because HE made it.

In the end, chris wastes a lot of time and money. He's already pissed away the totem money, and he's not getting the shirt money, we're all calling that bet. So I guess we're going to see a parade of worthless crap going up for Ebay, with chris hoping for lightning to strike twice. It will be amusing to see how high he tries to sell other relics.

 

He is frustrating to watch when it comes to him barely learning anything, but at the same time, i get a sense of schadenfreude from him squirming out of his self inflicted problems too

 

Oh that's the biggest thing keeping me around. (besides waiting to see the start of the homeless saga)

But honestly? I'm not getting that much outta that lately. much of the shit he's pulled lately has been peanuts. I'm not advocating for messing with him, or for chris to assault someone again, obviously, but I'd like a little more outrage from him. Sadly, those days seem about as dead as Chris's odds at procreating.

 

I am in that same boat as you, his begging is annoying and counter trolls are fuelling it with that totem purchase

 

*starts video* oh boy this oughtta be good
*cheery cartoony music in the background* hmm must we watching a disney movie or something, eh nothing to-
*welcome to the grand equestria* oh boy...

 

The Value has gone up since he wiped his snotty nose with it. And I am sure there are still some DNA samples on that shirt from the Navy.

 

At least I got my avatar out of this with his fat belly and man tits.

 

The DNA from the navy has long since degraded/mutated from time in storage.

 

I wonder if he STILL continues with that. The freezer would be absolutely packed if he did.

 

He's going to start selling those specimens for $500 k.

 

Then we finally can create our own manchild to troll and ween over it

 

I think the majority of it is mixed with orange soda and consumed.

 

Chris still wants to bring Crystal into this world, and Chris inherited hoarding from Barb. Of course it is.

 

The best experiments use the public. So we need to give some of the samples to a sperm bank. When they ask about the donor, just say that the donor is a world-famous individual with thousands of obsessive followers.