29/04/2017 - Speed Sewing Announcement

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Uncle Frank, Apr 29, 2017.

  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    Chris tied his hair up for this one. It still looks like shit.
     
  2. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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  3. Nobody

    Nobody Shitposter Staff Member

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    He's going to manually sew up the holes on the moldy $25,000 shirt with his mom's sewing machine. Jesus, the rips look even worse than was pictured.

    God forbid he takes it to an actual tailor for that kind of money he thinks he's getting. I guess he could get another set of Skylander figures with that $30-40 he's saving in tailoring fees. YouTube makes an expert of us all!
     
  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    He wiped his nose on the iconic shirt that is too tattered for a tailor to mend.

    I think I'm going to be sick.

    But this was an exceptional three minutes and change all around.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 Condemned to HELL by Brad Watson

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    Well, at least it's not a begging video.

    Every time he pricks his finger when he sews he's going to run to Barb for her to kiss the boo boo.

    I wonder what those YouTube videos were and how much mending had to be done. They were probably just a small tear, not a giant hole in an old shirt that should be tossed out.
     
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  6. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing the snot is no extra charge.
     
  7. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    For your own sanity, please watch with the sound off.
     
  8. Descent

    Descent Well-Known Member

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    I...I don't even know where to begin pointing out everything that's wrong with this video. Calling TAPESTRY NEEDLES pins, thinking he'll need 6 rolls of thread, the fabric squares looking like goddamn felt, THE BELIEF THAT HE CAN FIX THAT SNOT RAG OF A MANGLED SHIRT. I just can't even D:

    There is no tailor in the world that could fix that shirt. It's more holes than shirt at this point. I imagine that's why he said "apparently too big of a project for a tailor to mend". He probably took it to a few places already. It would be like digging up the three year old corpse of a shark attack victim, taking the body to a hospital, and saying "hey, you can save them right?"
     
  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    inb4 he fucks it up and blames it on stress.
     
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  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Obligatory my little pony in the background.
     
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  11. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Or autism, or blankness, or hippopotamus weights or dementia.
     
  12. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    A professional cannot restore the shirt but Chris thinks (s)he can?

    I didn't realise how damaged the shirt was (the torn sleeve). He should just buy another shirt, rip pieces of it and sew it onto the classic.
     
  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    chris should not be allowed to use sharp objects.
     
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  14. Pibot

    Pibot Not to be confused with PiBot

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    Wait, why did Chris bother buying fabric squares if he's just gonna sew a hole that big without them?
    Also seeing Chris near a sewing machine makes me nervous, but I'm pretty sure he sewed that MLP music note skirt thing, so he's probably fine. Hopefully he has some idea of what he's gotten into, the sewing machine doesn't eat and destroy what's left of the shirt, or he isn't stupid enough to buy a new shirt and pass it off as "the classic."
     
  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Has money changed hands yet for the shirt?
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    I think Chris once said he's overqualified for any job.
     
  17. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    I'm no expert, but I don't believe that's how mending massive holes works. I'm really looking forward to seeing the proportions of the shirt when his repairs are done.

    First thing that comes to mind:
    jean-pierre.png
     
  18. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 Condemned to HELL by Brad Watson

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    No, Chris is trying to repair the shirt so the original seller will pay, as if I heard correctly she's refusing to pay unless the shirt is repaired. Chris is also trying to sell it to the next highest bidder in case that doesn't work.
     
  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I sent a link of the video to a home economics teacher. First response; "What the hell is he doing?" Second responce; "That technique is going to give him multiple stab wounds."
     
  20. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    Any object is sharper than Chris anyway.