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Twitter 12/29/2020: "The Merge is on."

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Dec 29, 2020.

  1. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    It's been a few weeks since the Merge was on. Still waiting to see if the CPU Goddess has said anything about it.
     
  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Apparently Chris is going to tase some rocks (and probably himself) to start the merge.

    Back in November Praetor (a group of weens who filmed Chris giving a rambling speech and put together a sonichu animated that went up on Chris's twitter) posed a picture of a screenshot of an ebay shopping cart with a taser in it. The taser in questions is a VIPERTEK VTS-989, a $20 stun gun. I don't think Chris is going keel over and die if he was stunned by a stun gun but this can be a problem if he sets something on fire or gets the idea to stick a knife in an electrical socket.
     
  3. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    If he does die from this, is there a way to make all of these fantasy enablers and idea cunts held responsible for his death?
    (Especially Joshua Unwise, considering he was the one that started this mess?)
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    The rocks don't seem to be working.
     
  5. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Try throwing them at his head.
     
  6. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    A new development in the taser saga:
     
  7. Flamesoul

    Flamesoul Forum pet

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    I wonder how the Merge is coming along. Any progress?
     
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  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    The obvious lack of cartoons emerging in reality must be giving Chris the ""Prickly-Wicklies".
     
  9. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    News:
    Chris stops pretending to be sonichu after over 10 months doing so, the reason: My Little Pony. MLP is now in its fifth iteration or gen 5 for short, from what I can tell, Hasbro is switching from 2D animation to 3D animation which is just the sort of thing that would trigger Chris especially since he has "protested" gen 5 in the past and prophesied that gen 4 would have five more seasons (the show only had one season after Chris prediction). It was MLP that sent Chris into escapist land (a MLP convention called BABSCon was cancelled due to the pandemic) and it was MLP that bought him out.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    It took a pony cartoon to get Chris to "return" after "leaving" because a pony cartoon convention was cancelled.

    Can you imagine being Sonichu and having to endure Chris' body?

    (I thought Chris would "stay in ToonWorld" until the "New Normal" ended and pony conventions resumed - so possibly never.)
     
  11. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Did we ever get that video of Chris slapping Barb? I guess it’s just my morbid curiosity wants to see it
     
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  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    FIFY
     
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    What does Barb even do all day anymore?

    (Since Chris hasn't said anything, we can assume she's around.)

    edit: lol typo - "we can assume she's round"
     
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  14. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Shits herself and does nothing.
     
  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Ever seen the end of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho?
     
  16. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Dying slowly, inside and out. All day, every day.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    In light of a recent "revelation", I don't think we want to know the answer to that anymore...

    :confused:
     
  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    The “merge” was on more than we realized.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    That can take on a new meaning. :confused:

    Also notice how Chris likens "da merge" to the Rapture, in that it's supposed to be sudden?
     
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