Twitter 12/29/2020: "The Merge is on."

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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  2. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Of course it is. (It'll just be moved a little down the line when it isn't on immediately, again, though, unsurprisingly.)
     
  3. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Semi-obscure 90s anime gag dub waifu

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    I really hope Chris doesn't go straight up Jonestown on himself, but at this point with his diminished since of reality (even worse than before), there's no telling what will happen.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    The Merge has been "in progress" for 2 years now. I guess Chris thinks it's "really on" now, or it's picking up the pace?

    Like I said before, this reminds me of Heaven's Gate, especially when they said it was the "last chance" before Earth is "recycled".
     
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  5. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    I think your concerns are valid, especially since there’s really nothing that can help Chris now.
    The issue with Chris is, you can’t be an ally without being an enabler. Null fucking fought tooth and nail against the idea guys, rallied the Kiwi Farms against them, screened Chris’s messages to weed out any wannabe idea guys, and tried to get Chris to open up more in therapy about being scammed. This was the same Null that managed to raise thousands for Chris after the house fire. Null was an ally, but he wasn’t an enabler. Null never entertained the idea of the merge, he wanted to focus on Chriss real problems. All it took to get Chris to turn on Null was Sockness to tell Chris Null is evil, because Sockness was an enabler. To Chris, being an enabler is way more important than being an ally. Null gave up because he refused to acknowledge Chriss delusions, and I can’t blame him.
    I don’t like this Chris, I want old Chris back. I want a naïve little manchild who brags about Lego creations and Sonichu drawings. I don’t want to see Chris in jail, involuntarily committed, or homeless. But I can’t help Chris because I’m not
    1.) Anywhere near Chris, since Chris has basically shut down any long distance communications at this point.
    2.) Have to be in a position where I can balance the real life issues Chris is having, with my own. I believe helping Chris at this point would essentially be a full time job.
    3.) Be willing to play along with the delusions, which is difficult because Chris sees the merge as a solution to everything so Chris won’t bother to find any solution in this world. Saying “ok but what if the merge doesn’t happen” to Chris won’t work.


    So unless there’s a wealthy and unemployed person in bumfuck Virgina who can get Chris to do something outside of the merge while convincing Chris they also 100% believe in the merge and it can fix all Chris’s problems, Chris’s future is not good.
     
  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    you’re right it’s like Heavens Gate. Once there is no payoff to the delusions the only way for it to end is suicide
     
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  7. The Secret Six

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    Chris is more likely to unintentionally kill himself than to do that intentionally. He is the man you made a open wound on his... ***** Bigger.
     
  8. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Semi-obscure 90s anime gag dub waifu

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    Why must you remind us of such horrible imagery?
     
  9. The Secret Six

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    We are all already cursed with knowledge of Chris Chan's open taint wound.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    I don't think CWC would off himself anytime soon. Chris doesn't want to leave Virginia - let alone the mortal realm - because he's the "errand monkey" of Barb in a very toxic relationship.

    (Then again, years of living in a hoard house could change that.)

    I keep forgetting Chris did that.

    It may be a psychological defense mechanism of some kind.

    Also I've never seen the infamous photo itself, so that helps.
     
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  11. c-no

    c-no Unamused Chan Waifu

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    Aside from the relationship with Barb, I can imagine Chris wouldn't want to really die as well. If Chris tried to commit suicide, there'd be something like cold feet and either putting it off for another time or not even wanting to go any further with the notion of it.
     
  12. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    it’s your right to not see something you don’t want to see, especially something this grotesque that you absolutely cannot unsee....but I think you need to see it.
     
  13. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Semi-obscure 90s anime gag dub waifu

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    I've seen the self inflicted taint wound, and I still have the scars from it in my mind.
     
  14. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    do any of these scars resemble a 2-3 inch festering wound located between the balls and anus? Can you imagine the smell btw? “Hmm my new labia is blooming quite nicely”. And the courts deemed him a “competent adult”.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    If the Merge really happened, Nurgle would be most pleased with CWC.

    nah
     
  16. The Secret Six

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    I see it in my nightmares.
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Said everyone setting up click bait.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    It's been about 2 weeks (already??) since "The Merge is on".
     
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  19. c-no

    c-no Unamused Chan Waifu

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    Perhaps the effects of the merge are working in slowly. We just don't realize it yet. Or more likely Chris is still under some delusion of being some CPU goddess thanks to the Idea Guys and anyone else running with it because they thought they could be the next Clyde Cash.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    I like how the CWCki said that Chris tweeted "The Merge is on" 45 minutes after BABScon announced it was cancelled yet again because of the coof. In other words, Chris is coping.
     
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