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YouTube 10-26-2018: Dimentional Merge Announcement video

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 26, 2018.

  1. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    If anyone does expire in 14 BLC the cats will finish off the corpse.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Does that really happen or is that just a meme?
     
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  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    its true. However Barb would need 30-something cats to clean a corpse Chris's size... assuming the hormones chris took and his diet don't make him unpalatable to starving cats.
     
  4. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    It's true. Remember this next time a cat licks you. They're not being affectionate, they're test-tasting.
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    They’re carnivorous and house cats are all lions in their own minds. If they all grew 20 times in size overnight we’d all be dead.
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Now Chris thinks he has electric powers because he "feels electricity" going through him...
     
  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    just you wait, he'll think that after they have to use the defibrillator to restart his McCholesterol clogged heart.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris also recently said his psychiatrist was "flabbergasted" at the Dimensional Merge crap where he now thinks he's a "central conduit," but probably not in the way he thinks.
     
  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I seriously just screen capped it as quickly as I could and only now read it. Holy fuck man. That was a trip.
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "the Dimensional Merge is evident and will apex and happen Any Moment Now"
     
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  11. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    I hope drastic steps are taken on the psych's end.
     
  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Wait, chris has a psychiatrist?
     
  13. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    It's not hard to feel Déjà Vu if all you do is shit and do nothing
     
  14. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    Worth pointing out that for Chris to have had even one million "premonitions" in his life he'd have to have 74 of them a day.
    That's about one every 20 minutes, every 20 minutes, since the day he was born. And he's only just mentioned them now.

    I know OPL has a penchant for hyperbole but I couldn't let that slide.
     
  15. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    If any of those physical symptoms are real, Chris is in really big trouble.
     
  16. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I’m starting to think this dimensional merge thing isn’t going down
     
  17. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    that's what stood out to me the most. Before chris started talking about numbness and 'electricity' I was certain we'd get the homeless ending to the chris chan saga. Now we could get either the early death ending, or the nuthouse ending if that psychiatrist does her job and gets in touch with the psychiatric hospital in Richmond.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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  19. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    Eh. Probably a potassium deficiency due to cramming junk food into his maw for 30+ years. Maybe his minders can tell him to eat an avocado once and awhile.

    Perish the thought! I've been looking forward to playing pinochle with Boo Radley, Rick Sanchez and The Wicked Witch of the West.
     
  20. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    So this is how the Chris Chan saga ends.
    Not with a bang, but a whimper.