YouTube 10-26-2018: Dimentional Merge Announcement video

You win the internet today!

 

Looks like Christine's brain. Looks like its inhabitants (nervous pale pink people) are fleeing en masse from Christine's severely deformed mind.

 

Nah, the merge will look more like this:

 

Romaine lettuce is now part of the lore in the merge.

 

No, that was entertaining. Chris’s merge will just be all sorts of cringe and boring.

 

I had a thing with some thoughts and a joke about the 14BLC fire being a precursor to Chris taking credit for the California wildfires while "helping" with the merge, but about halfway through, I realized everything could be summed up with ...
Goddammit, Chris.

 

Everything that chris has done since high school can be summed up by that statement.

 

Chris is having headaches and numbness in his body... that sounds like a stroke.

 

He isnt saying anything about vomiting or dizziness but then again i am unsure if he would ever notice those signs

 

regardless, it ain't healthy to have those symptoms. I could speculate about him and the hormones he took but I won't bore you with baseless 'what-ifs.'

 

This is concerning.
Back in the golden days, Chris would complain about these symptoms (headaches, pain, numbness, etc.) and blame it on trolls and stress. It was silly then, but Chris realized these feelings were bad, and weren’t supposed to happen. I heard somewhere a long time ago that Chris would go to the doctor for anything mild. Even though that’s a little crazy, Chris was still going to medical professionals.
Now, Chris has these symptoms and thinks it’s good, that it’s a sign something great is going to happen. This is a person who thinks a high sodium diet and self-mutilation changes your sex, if Chris is still going to a doctor, he is either dishonest about what he does and how he feels, or he’s not listening to their orders.
I would love to try to convince Chris to see a doctor about this but he’s not going to listen to randos, he barely listens to people close to him. So that’s a waste of time.
The best we can hope for is that Chris is exaggerating, that the headaches are just mild caffeine/sugar/dehydration headaches and the numbness is just your limbs sometimes falling asleep.

 

So the merge is happening now? That would explain all those weird wormholes in the sky I can see right now. I just thought it was the usual terrible British weather doing it's thing.

 

>Using Romaine Lettuce recalls as a sign of the impending apocalyptic merge
This is unironically one of the funniest things I've seen Chris tweet in a while, and my sides have achieved orbit.

 

"The merge is in progress" is the new "I'M WORKIN' ON IT!"

The "lightning bolt blue heart lightning bolt" could be a subconscious warning of an impending heart attack or stroke.

I'm surprised Chris hasn't had one already (that we know of). 36 years old and he's already had kidney stone.

 

Hospitalchu saga when?

 

I think it would be a morguechu saga aka the end. I doubt EMTs would be able to get into the junkyard that is their house assuming barb did call for an ambulance and the medical emergency happened at his house

 

Sadly I have a feeling that Barb would never report Chris' death just so she could keep collecting the Tug Boat.

 

considering her selfishness, I wouldn't be surprised if she did that. Hell, Chris could have a heart attack and stroke and I am sure she would just shrug it off and probably tell chris to shut up or some crap like that

 

"Chrisshun, quit yer bellyachin' and go get muh bananers!"

 

Christ that's fucking dark. Like more grimdark than most stuff I'm used to (May the Emperor protect), but the worst part of what you said is that you're probably right that Borb is that much of a scumbag. Or at this point, maybe she's so senile that she wouldn't notice the difference between the smell of Chris' bloated corpse and the hoard. As much as Chris has never been a shining beacon of humanity, thats certainly not a way anyone deserves to go.