1/31/2018 Youtube Chris sells pokemans for moms teeth

if he sold his moms teeth for pokemon instead id buy them

 

He'd just overprice them too.

I don't think anything Chris sells is really worth the money he sells them for.

 

oh of course not. The aforementioned odor that permeates everything in the chandler household, and the possible damage from mold and mishandling cuts the value of everything chris and barb owns to about a 1/10th of its original value. Chris, however has an ego problem where he believes he's some internet superstar and him just handling something triples its value. Since he has no experience with the value of a dollar he thinks ebegging and pateron will keep him sitting pretty for life.

of course, getting 1000 dollars for that nasty sonic totem taught him that people will buy anything for ridiculous prices.

 

These Pokémon cards are a bargain compared to that box of used porn he tried to sell before the house fire.

 

lol, check out Chris with his bling.




Only a few days before wanting to sell off his old cards for his "mother's teeth."

 

this picture makes his motives so fucking transparent... as if we didn't know already.

 

I'm a bit surprised that Chris never tried to make a career out of spending thousands of dollars on pokemon booster boxes just to open them on youtube. He could claim he's working and also justify spending his tugboat on more stuff he doesn't need.

 

That would require a thought process and the impulse control to wait until time had passed after purchasing the boxes. Both things chris has none of.

 

Is it me or is Chris starting to look a little bit like a Kebler Elf?

 

It's probably occurred to him, but he never followed through.

 

If there’s even a tree large enough for him to fit inside on the Eastern seaboard, anything he bakes in there is not something I would ever want.

 

Where was that photo taken? McDonalds?

 

Could be his local church, I don't think he's been banned from there yet...

 

He's sure rocking that hat a lot now.

 

I can't remember the name, but there was a new comic/game place open not far from him after the Game PLace closed

 

The End Games. He’s pretty active with their Pokémon league.

 

He pulled the oldest trick in the book. I be damned. Beg for financial support and help for the elderly but then use that money for drugs. Or I suppose in this case, Chris using the money to buy Pokémon cards.

 

This seems to be some confirmation that people did pay for his shit.


I assume by "Got it, thank you" he's referring to their money. Those are for the $200 and $150 listings.

 

this shit makes me want to cry.

Even if its a pair of weens who bought this shit just to burn it on camera and forward the link to chris... they still gave him 350 dollars for it.

 

Don't give Chris mo-

Fuck