1/31/2018 Youtube Chris sells pokemans for moms teeth

-Chris wants 700 USD for 150 pokemon cards. Most of which are worth maybe 1.50 being generous.
-For his promotional cards he wants 200 USD, which aren't worth that much. If these cards were in the fire there's possible damage that would have ruined their worth. Also, there's a few hints of corner folding which means those cards have a value of 0.00.
- And lastly he wants 150 USD for an issue of nintendo power and his 'first pokemon card.' Which has already been sold. I hope it was the same loser who bought the totem.

Its almost 16 minutes of him babbling about pokemon and making stupid noises. At the end he says he has a paid dance obligation, but he says 'I have other obligations' and signs off abruptly.

If he said anything about the money being for Barb's teeth, I didn't hear it.

 

ah fuck you i was about to post this

 

Do I hear a cat choking in the background?

 

Why does Chris think if he acts like a charity case his shit will be worth more? Oh right....the tism.

 

probably got the idea from charity commercials too I think

 

My god hes gone absolutely fucking batshit fucking insane.

Fucking

 

TBF its worked several times.

 

he has already sold the autographed nintendo power magazine for 150 bucks and the promo binder for 200. It clearly does work. ... but its ebay so the transactions may be canceled.

 

I didn’t watch the video all the way through but a couple things stood out to me- how disgustingly dirty and cluttered that floor is...and how that old NP mag looks pristine.

 

I'm left confused, angry, and feel ripped off. I didn't even buy anything even.

 

I like how Chris turns the pages by digging his fingers into the pouches instead of lifting the edges. I'm sure those cards will be in pristine condition.

Also, why are there so many empty slots? Condense that shit down so it weighs less.

 

lol, Chris bought this on eBay today.

http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=391945738368

 

If there's one lesson Chris has learned it's that it doesn't matter how many people refuse to pay his vastly inflated prices for junk, all he needs is one guy willing to pay.

Also, Will said that everything he ever got from Chris had a distinctive smell. He once told me that he thinks that everything in Chris's house smells weird. So, there's that as well.

 

Of all the ps2 games to buy. I’ve never heard of that one. The description sounds like it’s a 4 player party game. Maybe he’s planning another lesbian sleepover? Or hoping the anime goddesses show up?

 

Imagining Chris by himself with four PS4 controllers waiting for imaginary friends to start playing with him is much more depressing than I would have thought.

 

He still has Bar-

 

Good point. Hell I thought she was just drinking meal replacement shakes. “Chris I drank them frozen protein shakes you had in the freezer.”

 

If it comes down to it, liquify the burgers, then inject them straight into her veins.