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I think 1 to 3 would most likely be what Chris would wish for.

 

#5 was 'wish Bob back to life' but I think the first 3 are just too alluring for him.

 

I'd wish Bob back to life. He wasn't that bad and honestly- Didn't deserve to go the way he did.

 

I'd wish him back too. Imagine him coming home, magically back in perfect health and finds chris dancing around in a dress and calling himself a lesbian. Oh god... the shit storm that would rage throughout the chandler household. And you know a guy like Bob could love Donald Trump

 

What if Chris used the money made on the Pokemon cards to buy a PSVR?

 

Loud nurses are dangerous.

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But really, dying while covered in bug bites isn't exactly pleasant.

 

He'd be angry over having to move about to play and it would be assimilated into the hoard

 

So is Barb like the Locutus of the hoard?

 

"Hey ya'll, I am Locutus of Hoard. You will buy my Amiibo figures. Resistance is futile."

 

What if Chris led a Mad Max gang?

 

They’d scavenge the wastelands for vidya. “Just walk away....hmm yeah...”

 

What if Sonichu became great again?

 

What do you mean "again", its never been great. Mediocre at best, a war crime against nature at worst.

 

I don't know. I actually really liked how genuinely bad volumes 1-4 were. They, to me, were so bad that they were great.

Edit: Also the recent Sonichu really doesn't have the charm older Sonichu did... So when I say "great" I mean. No ponies and other bullshit like that.

 

What would it take for Chris to start writing sub episodes again?

 

financial security, a gal pal to impress with his comic, and no dang dirty trolls telling him he sucks. ... and now probably a dick to suck.

 

What if @Sexual Tyrannosaurus sucked my dick?

 

Good question.

 

What if Chris follows through with his exercise thing he's got going at the moment?