Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.
The weirdest thing about this hypothetical is Chris choosing Barb as his running mate. You know he’d actually choose a cartoon, either Sonichu or one of his pony abominations.
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What if chris took another break from the internet?
This website would become redundant and thus be shut down.
The sooner the better.
Here's the realistic version of my Chris vs. Trump Presidential election map.
Chris wouldn't win a single state, he would only win DC because he has the (D) next to his name, although it would come close for the first time in history. Heck, he might not even win DC.
What if Chris joined (or started) a gang?
If you count the clusterfuck going on in his mind he joined a gang the moment that basterdized yellow abomination popped up in his mind.
Well he is the tyrannical dictator of CWCville.
Chrischan and the Hedgehog Boiz. That or the followers of Chris get classified as a gang.
What if Chris was an admin?
If he was an admin of a site, he'd go mad with power and ban anyone who modsasses him. So, no different than a lot of admins.
Chris would make a great admin for one of the more autistic subreddits.
Here's an updated realistic electoral map between Chris and Trump. In my previous one I didn't factor in the (D) by his name, I only factored in who he was as a person. Some states will vote for any candidate as long as they have the (D) by their name regardless of who they are.
There's probably going to be a faithless elector in Vermont that chooses Tarl Warwick tbh.
What if Chris had a time machine?
If the CWCki is anything to go by, Chris would likely go back to the night of his "seinor prom" in 2000 and ask out Tiffany Gowen so that she may join him in his fictional polyamorous cult.
What if Chris left this "tomgirl/ transgender" phase and reverted back to classic Chris?
What if A-Log never made YouTube videos? Who would end up being the shorthand for people who use Chris as a shield for their own shortcomings (aside from Hirtes)?
Then we wouldn't have unnecessary descriptions of six-inch fox dicks. Also..."I-Guys"?
Hirtes would then be the true and honest original A-Log. Hirtes becomes the term and his picture from a newspaper becomes a rating and icon for a forum he hates.
What if Null never bothered to screen e-mails with Chris?
Nothing would be different. Chris doesn't regularly check his email anyway, and doesn't respinrto obvious trolling attempts. The obly thing that would change is that Anna wouldn't have been triggered by Chris having a new ass patter.
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