Meta What If?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    He will have the strength and endurance of a spry 60 year old woman.
     
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  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    It will be counter ballanced by his diet and poor hygiene.
     
  3. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    He’d probably be slightly less depressed and more motivated to make Sonichu, add a better diet and proper consuling and he’d probably be a lot better. He’d probably live longer, be happier, and maybe be able to get a job
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Barb has to give Chris the OK. It was her that stopped them in the first place.
     
  5. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    Fixed
     
  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    What if Chris was in Instanbul and not Constantinople?
     
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    It doesn't matter. The city is called Byzantium.
     
  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Good luck pulling off that tomgirl crap there.
     
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  9. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    What if a special girl who likes MLP and Pokémon had a genuine crush on Chris?
     
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  10. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Chris would denounce her as a troll
     
  11. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Akira Toriyama made a manga about Chris and Sonichu?
     
  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    10 episodes of story, 900 of filler.
     
  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    5 episodes of screaming when he transforms into colossal chan

    What if Chris went to CalArts?
     
  14. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member

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    Chris earns a Doctorate in Fine Arts by passing off his comics as post-modern works.


    What if Chris got pink eye?
     
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Magical eyedrops that cause barely noticeable heterochromia could be involved.

    What if Chris won a stay on the International Space Station?
     
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  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    His weight would cause it to fall to Earth.
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    NASA hand him over to the CDC after finding new species of bacteria growing on his skin.
     
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  18. Windows7Guy100

    Windows7Guy100 Well-Known Member

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    Here's the results of a hypothetical 2020 election between Chris with Barb as his Vice Presidential candidate and Trump/Pence.
    The initial outcome is 502 electoral votes for CWC and 36 for Trump.
    Screen Shot 2018-06-02 at 10.50.48 PM.png
    Shortly after this, Chris demands a recount in all Trump states.

    Screen Shot 2018-06-02 at 10.51.30 PM.png
    The final electoral result is 538 electoral votes for Chris and 0 for Trump.
    Then Trump's campaign brings up an issue that Virginia can not constitutionally vote for both Chris and Barb because they both claim Virginia as their home state and are both registered to vote there. The Virignian Collage determines that it will vote for Chris for President, but someone else for VP.
    Screen Shot 2018-06-02 at 11.00.49 PM.png
    So the final electoral collage vote is 525 for Chris/Barb and 13 for Chris/Clyde Cash.
    (In case you can't tell, this is a joke but if you would like for me to make a realistic version, please tell me.)
     
  19. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    That's all bullshit.

    Jeb is going to win.
     
  20. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    Bernie can still win!
    I donated my girlfriend, match me bro!