Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.
He will have the strength and endurance of a spry 60 year old woman.
It will be counter ballanced by his diet and poor hygiene.
He’d probably be slightly less depressed and more motivated to make Sonichu, add a better diet and proper consuling and he’d probably be a lot better. He’d probably live longer, be happier, and maybe be able to get a job
Barb has to give Chris the OK. It was her that stopped them in the first place.
What if Chris was in Instanbul and not Constantinople?
It doesn't matter. The city is called Byzantium.
Good luck pulling off that tomgirl crap there.
What if a special girl who likes MLP and Pokémon had a genuine crush on Chris?
Chris would denounce her as a troll
What if Akira Toriyama made a manga about Chris and Sonichu?
10 episodes of story, 900 of filler.
5 episodes of screaming when he transforms into colossal chan
What if Chris went to CalArts?
Chris earns a Doctorate in Fine Arts by passing off his comics as post-modern works.
What if Chris got pink eye?
Magical eyedrops that cause barely noticeable heterochromia could be involved.
What if Chris won a stay on the International Space Station?
His weight would cause it to fall to Earth.
NASA hand him over to the CDC after finding new species of bacteria growing on his skin.
Here's the results of a hypothetical 2020 election between Chris with Barb as his Vice Presidential candidate and Trump/Pence.
The initial outcome is 502 electoral votes for CWC and 36 for Trump.
Shortly after this, Chris demands a recount in all Trump states.
The final electoral result is 538 electoral votes for Chris and 0 for Trump.
Then Trump's campaign brings up an issue that Virginia can not constitutionally vote for both Chris and Barb because they both claim Virginia as their home state and are both registered to vote there. The Virignian Collage determines that it will vote for Chris for President, but someone else for VP.
So the final electoral collage vote is 525 for Chris/Barb and 13 for Chris/Clyde Cash.
(In case you can't tell, this is a joke but if you would like for me to make a realistic version, please tell me.)
That's all bullshit.
Jeb is going to win.
Bernie can still win!
I donated my girlfriend, match me bro!
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