Meta What If?

What if chris turns into a robot

 

It would shit it's circuits and malfunction.

 

What if Chris invents a robot daughter?

 

What if we swapped Chris' brain with another person's?

 

You would get the CWCki.

 

You could swap it with Abby Normal's brain and it would still be a huge upgrade.

 

Would his stress sigh be considered a hard reboot?

 

What if Chris started to collect semiprecious gemstones or be involved in lapidary?

 

It would end in one of two scenarios:

1. He'd be into it for about......a week or so. Then, when he realizes there's no boyfriend-free girls he can hit on to talk gems with, he'll waddle off to the next mindless activity.

2. He'd get super into it, then proceed to blather/boast about how good he is, and talk non-stop about it, thus giving the A-Logs more to whine about.

 

What if Chris had Midas touch?

 

He can own golden legos then

 

Golden bent duck.

 

What if Chris went to vist Manchester High and got mistaken as a substitute teacher?

 

That would never happen, one step in the building and someone will start screaming "Stranger Danger!"

 

(Un)Welcome Back Chandler

 

GTO would seem like a completely ordinary thing in comparison

 

What if Chris suddenly disappeared without a trace?

 

Biggest missing person's search in the history of the internet

 

KF would have a fucking meltdown.

 

He would be spazzing out because his face did not get put on the back of a milk carton.