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Ideas that Desperate Companies can Dredge for Attempted Cash Grabs

Discussion in 'Films' started by Adamska, Jan 28, 2017.

  1. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    Classic!
     
  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    GamerGate the movie? Wasn't that going to be a thing? With Scarlet Johansson as Zoe Quinn?
     
  3. Halberd Sonichu

    Halberd Sonichu Dragons are just punks with scales

    I remember a long time ago Zoe bragged about having a her book turning into a movie. but Of course its dead in the water now. But we will see a Gamergate movie the future and it will be terrible. I just hope they cast the right guy for the commander.
     
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  4. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

    Back To The Future, except it starts in 2015, Marty's parent's prom happens in 1985, they visit the distant future of 2045 (which is just as gaudy looking as 2015 was in BTTF 2) and they end up in the Great Depression instead of the Wild West. Ah, and doc Brown is a loud mouthed black guy who drives a Lamborghini time machine.
    Who wants to bet they make a literal GAY LUIGI to pander to the sexual minorities and their sympathizers?
     
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2017
  5. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

    Carnage is going to be in the Venom movie.
    I was half tempted to make a thread on just that but... I think this thread sums my thoughts up.
     
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  6. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

    A third Spider-Man reboot!
     
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  7. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    Oh God they're doing Maximum Carnage aren't they? That comic was horrible in print; this movie will likely be the same.
     
  8. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

    The Sega Genesis game was pretty dope though.
     
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  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Kids' book series
    Chick tract movies, although when he was alive he signed the rights away for free, not sure if that would happen now
    Movies based on races in popular films, Wookies the movie, Klingons the movie, Orcs the movie
    They remake popular movies from the 70s and 80s only this time the actors are old, Molly Ringwald stars in the Breakfast Club, middle managers try to make it through a boring meeting
     
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  10. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    practically every bootleg and mockbuster in existence ever
     
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Star Wars Holiday Special
     
  12. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    One was enough!
     
  13. southernfriedweirdo

    southernfriedweirdo Finger-lickin' good

    Now all we need is a movie about Skip Rogers, World Video Game Champion! Would probably go straight to VHS though.
     
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  14. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    Grand Dad the movie
     
  15. Trollbuster Cal

    Trollbuster Cal “Waterboarding the Trolls since 2002”

    How about a Ghost Dad reboot with Terry Crews?
     
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  16. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    the ultimate cash grab to end all cash grabs
     
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  17. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

    A live action Mickey Mouse movie.
     
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  18. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Lucas: "You can't just MAKE more Star Wars."

    Disney: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527338/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_11

    I don't know shit about IMDB really, but new movie entries are somewhat validated right? Like obviously some entries with release dates slated post-2018 are in pre-production, but it's not like anyone can just make up stuff? Like say Avatar 5

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5637536/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_10

    Oh shit, nevermind. Like FOUR would even be beyond stretching it, but FIVE?!? Give me the gas.
     
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  19. Disney just opened up a "visit Pandora" attraction or whatever in at least one of their amusement parks. I was reading an article in the WSJ about it, and the entire focus was the author trying to answer the question, "Does anyone still care, tho? Like, seriously."
     
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  20. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

    make a live action sonic the hedgehog, but sonic is a crippled black olympic sprinter who just wants to feel the wind in his corn rows again
     
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