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Worst miscasting you've ever seen.

Discussion in 'Films' started by Ms. Mowz, Jul 5, 2017.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    From John Wayne as Gengis Khan, to Kevin Costner as Robin Hood, and even insane choices such as Rosie O'Donnell as Betty Rubble, this is a thread dedicated to the questionable, dubious, and just outright insane miscasting you've ever seen.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Bram Stoker's Dracula

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  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Visually a stunning movie.

    But eegads, this casting choice....
     
  4. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Tbf casting Keanu as anything other than a mannequin is always a bad choice.
     
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  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Hey now, he was perfect for The Matrix. After all, Neo has absolutely no personality whatsoever.
     
  6. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Actually that's very true.
    I've always said, As far as movies go The Matrix was a damn good vidya game.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    He's solid for anything where you need a total blank, or a deeply sad person. I want to see him and Affleck have an existential sorrow-off.
     
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  8. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    Nic Cage as anyone but himself. He turned Ghost Rider into flaming skulled Nic Cage.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Patrick Stewart in the upcoming Emoji Movie. You would think the man who played Jean Luc Picard would play more dignified roles.
     
  11. TheVoid

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    I think he's long past doing 'dignified' roles these days. He mostly just seems to take whatever role offers him a paycheck, and roles that he can mainly have fun with. He has nothing to prove, and his legacy is iron-clad. A voice acting role in a movie that will be mostly forgotten won't damage his reputation, or diminish his accomplishments.
     
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  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I mean, ffs, the guy plays a character on American Dad that bangs hookers and does copious amounts of drugs, I'm kinda thinking Patrick Stewart doesn't give a shit anymore, he just takes roles for shits and giggles at this point.
     
  13. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Jean Claude Van Damme as the all American Guile in the Street Fighter movie.
    Actually, most of the casting choices in that film belongs here.
     
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Raul Julia as M.Bison was fucking amazing...
     
  15. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    Wasn't that his last role?
     
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  16. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    His last film released to theaters, yes.

    He made one more television film after Street Fighter called "Down Came a Blackbird"
     
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  17. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    shame, I liked the addams family movies.
    One more Nic Cage fact
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    pic from a possible movie
     
  18. TheVoid

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    Wait, wait...Nicolas Cage was almost cast in a porn parody of Superman made by the good people at Wood Rocket.

    I would pay a lot of money to see that film.
     
  19. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    Superman Lives, so yeah, basically that
     
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    As soon as I saw the pic, the scene at 2:25 played in my head D:

    My vote goes to Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and if you don't believe me:
     
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