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What do you think will be Chris Chan’s future?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by dinobeyondz, Jan 17, 2024.

  1. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    It's funny to even be having this conversation nowadays this far along into Christory. Seeing as how in the classic era, Chris used to claim the bible was one of his core tenets, and frequently invoked God and Jesus whenever he got the chance. Often as one word, even.
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    From invoking "God and Jesus" (and the bear), to thinking he's Christ. What a slide into pride he "just won".
     
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  3. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Which is funny considering he knew absolutely nothing about the Bible and didn't even read it until he was in jail and had no choice
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    And back in the "classic" days, he only learned of a Bible passage via an episode of Family Guy.
     
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  5. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    I bet you in church growing up during those parts when everybody had to read it, he only pretended to read it as the priest read it aloud to the congregation.
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    And he probably imagined the people in the stories to be Sonic the Hedgehog characters.

    (just like he did with reading Goosebumps in high school)
     
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  7. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    It actually makes sense why he'd come up with Bionic when getting hit with a basketball while reading when you realize that.

    But when he read the bible he obviously imagined them as Sonichu characters, and people from his real life, dude kept comparing his friend group to the apostles... mostly just Judas
     
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