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The commercial thread

Discussion in 'Internet Clips, Videos, Etc.' started by Sparklemilhouse, Jan 9, 2021.

  1. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Because I don't watch much TV, I'm just grabbing whatever ads there are.

    Russian bees shilling cooking oil of some kind. Best I could find without Vinny speaking. Now one that hopefully is lucky to not be assaulted by furries:


    An ad for a phone company.

    I could of uploaded Vinny's commercial videos stream but that'd be cheating.
     
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  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Imagine the poor bastards that ended up getting this thing for Christmas instead of any of the real consoles.
     
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  3. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Oh yeah, I heard it would take forever for those things to scan properly. It could barely do what it was made to do
     
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  4. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Combined kids would likely of been better than the Hyper Scan. A plug and play Intellivision would also of been leagues better than the Hyperscan.
     
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  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA!
     
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  6. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Tommy made this commercial to get into SAG, according to The Disaster Artist.
     
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  7. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I wouldn't doubt it. The abrupt change to music from Wiseau explaining Street Fashions would make it feel a lot like an attempt into getting into SAG. And as Greg noted, they tried to look for anything to disqualify Tommy.


    A commercial that gives two kinds of feelings, maybe 3:
    1 - furries do not make for good commitment partners
    2 - I can only imagine this is how not to break up with a person
    3- Bro should look into another furry to date, I don't think I'd want to hang out with this furry even if I was into clubbing.
     
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    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    HOOT WIRELESS
     
  9. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Poser Mobile
     
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  10. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Bee Movie but it's a commercial for a failed gaming console.
    Ties to the Swedish Mafia.