The commercial thread

Because I don't watch much TV, I'm just grabbing whatever ads there are.

Russian bees shilling cooking oil of some kind. Best I could find without Vinny speaking. Now one that hopefully is lucky to not be assaulted by furries:


An ad for a phone company.

I could of uploaded Vinny's commercial videos stream but that'd be cheating.

 

Imagine the poor bastards that ended up getting this thing for Christmas instead of any of the real consoles.

 

Oh yeah, I heard it would take forever for those things to scan properly. It could barely do what it was made to do

 

Combined kids would likely of been better than the Hyper Scan. A plug and play Intellivision would also of been leagues better than the Hyperscan.

 

EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA!

 

Spoiler

Tommy made this commercial to get into SAG, according to The Disaster Artist.

 

I wouldn't doubt it. The abrupt change to music from Wiseau explaining Street Fashions would make it feel a lot like an attempt into getting into SAG. And as Greg noted, they tried to look for anything to disqualify Tommy.


A commercial that gives two kinds of feelings, maybe 3:
1 - furries do not make for good commitment partners
2 - I can only imagine this is how not to break up with a person
3- Bro should look into another furry to date, I don't think I'd want to hang out with this furry even if I was into clubbing.

 

HOOT WIRELESS

 

Poser Mobile

 

Bee Movie but it's a commercial for a failed gaming console.

Spoiler: Not mentioned

Ties to the Swedish Mafia.

 

Even though I'm not a fan of mobile gaming, I still kind of miss these types of commercials. Back when they had actual effort put into them and didn't resort to Elsagate levels of vile shit.

 

Honestly, this is something one would watch without any morbid curiosity involved.

 

Here's another series of mobile gaming ads I like:

The game itself is just typical Japanese gacha shit, but these ads are actually kind of fun to watch. More fun than the actual game their advertising.

 

And without a doubt still better than all the other mobile game ads. No fetishes like farting, no oversexual 3D women models and the like, just normal Dr. Mario viruses that aren't being disgusting.

 

it lifts and separates!
on the 21st, this video is 18 years old, LOL

$20,000 to complete my girl robot!

 

Robocop stars in Japanese noodle commercials that strangely wouldn't be out of place in his own film's narrative.