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"I Can Feel the Boat" - ToroidalBoat & ICanFeeltheCosmos Adventures!

Discussion in 'Internet Fiction/Fanfiction' started by Anya, Jan 14, 2022.

  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    We're still in the goddamn bus. In the goddamn desert. And there's goddamn cats everywhere.

    TB and Cosmos are huddled together in the back corner of the bus, giggling over something on a phone screen. They are covered in cats.

    Everyone is anxiously waiting for them to do something because they're the goddamn pro-tuh-GON-ists.

    I swear to god if they're just playing Wordle or some shit ....
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Cosmos picks up a little tuxedo cat and it purrs for the rest of the post (soundtrack at the bottom of the post)
    "Hey, little bird, do you like cats?"
    [mortal terror bird noises]
    "OK, sorry, I didn't know you were a tribble and cats were like Klingons to you"

    :fatman:
    I made some grill cheese in the bus galley, folks
    one for you, Cosmos
    half for you, little kiwi birb
    and five and a half for me :fatman:

     
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  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    the birb doesn't want to eat the grilled cheese
    Cosmos gives him some proper birb food
    [happy birb noises]
     
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    Everyone on the bus never asks where cosmos got the birb food from. Everyone continues what they were doing without acknowledging what cosmos just did.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    the bus lurches forward
    all the cats start to hock up hairballs at the same time
    eww :(
     
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