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Gulman Review: Don't.

Discussion in 'Video Games' started by Galhox Ladyankles, Dec 11, 2016.

  1. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    There's a lot to see in this life.
    This is not one of them
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    I mean it.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I'd love to know more about this. Just a standard shitty shooter?
     
  3. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    It's pretty bad, but why I'm so interested in it is because there's barely any info on it about the developer.
    Graphically the game is awful; muddy textures, awful character models, character animations that just sit still...
    Gameplay is fucking weird and I've had key bindings just stop working for me (I don't know if it's a common issue).
    There's no feeling to firing a weapon- it's just kinda... there. With how bad the sound is (no seriously, it sounds like it came from a microphone if someone shoved it up their ass a few thousand times).
    This was all in like 5 minutes of playing too.
    Whatever the fuck a "Gulman" is, it must have to do with a disease we as a species have yet to discover, because I have no other possible explanation for it.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I suppose it's better than a case of genital Daikatana.
     
  5. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    To answer your question; the game is basically abandonware and you can just get it for free, but I think you should probably scan for all kinds of infections in your PC prior to installation.
     
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  6. This is why we shouldn't let the Russians make things.
     
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