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A-logs 2.0 :the new generation of chris commentators

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by catparty, Mar 17, 2016.

  1. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    "I was only *pretending* to be retarded..."
     
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  2. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Remember when Trolling was messing with people for lols and not being an unfunny retarded racist?
     
  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    The good old days.....
     
  4. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    It's unsettling to think about how many of the crazy anti-Chris posters on forums and Twitter are probably the same handful of utterly obsessed whack jobs sockpuppeting over and over again.
     
  5. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    I think it's always been mostly being an unfunny retarded racist with a minority of trolls messing with people for lulz.

    On a side note, are any of these people on this site? I imagine that this site might be a little too small for them, they probably want the attention of celebrities like Chris, as well as the attention of the (relatively) large group of Chris followers on Kiwi Farms.
     
  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    And then they all get indignant when outsiders point out that Chris' trolls are just as retarded as Chris himself.

    But, as stated before, they pretty much run the risk of getting turned into lolcows themselves. You see how easily a person on KF can be a "troll" one minute, and a laughingstock the next, all it takes is one or two derpy posts.
     
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  7. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    Well, as Waterman proved, some people want to be seen as lolcows because they want the attention. William actually used to brag about his page on the Cwcki and the Lolcow Wiki.
     
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  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Maybe I'm giving him waaaaay to much credit, but how much of that bragging is genuine, and how much is it "If I pretend like it doesn't bother me, then the trolls will move on to something else!"
     
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  9. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

    If you could read cancer, that would be the chat every time Chris does a live stream.
     
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  10. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    "Hur Dur, let's all type out the word "JULAY!", that'll mess with Chris' head for sure!"
     
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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    6/9/2017
    Someone trying to restart the Clyde SAGA: Oi let it die
    People are also buying it.
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    Videos of the day:






     
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  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    So, not only are fail trolls trying to restart the "I'm the real Chris, that one is just an impostor!" saga, but now we got one trying to restart Clyde Cash stuff?

    Oy, people, let it go.....
     
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  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    To basterdize a phrase: "Once is comedy, twice is tragedy."
     
  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    inb4 someone poses as the Greene County board telling Chris that his conspiracy theory is completely true.
     
  15. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Don't give them any ideas...
     
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  16. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    And it didn't involve digging through Chris's garbage, either.
     
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  17. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles, Dirty Dancing Havana Nights, Speed 2 Cruise Control....sometimes you just can't recapture the magic (or with Chris, the tragic *wink*)
     
  18. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    With regards to Chris, Birdemic 2 is probably the most apt failure of a sequel.
     
  19. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    I'm also reminded of the end of Don Quixote when Sancho Panza tries to convince the dying knight errant to go on one last adventure. "Go out and zap to the extreme!" he might as well have been saying.
     
  20. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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