8/5 - Doopie insists to Chris that she is not his friend, shares his emails on KF

Could have sworn there were field reports from trolls that said Chris went to a strip club in Ruckersville a few times. Maybe I mis-read it.

 

I think that might be what I'm remembering.

 

Yeah it was some kinda gay club. I remember the pic of him with a belly dancer or something. Chris at a strip club would be funny as shit. You know he'd be creepy and awkward and would probably fall in love with the first girl who rubbed against him for money. I'd bet at some point security would have to remove him.

 

I can honestly imagine that, the first time a stripper would say "Hi handsome!" or "Hey sexy!" to Chris, he'd instantly see that as them being in love with him (you know, rather then shit strippers say to guys to get money off of them).

He'd probably be quite indignant when getting thrown out by bouncers: "But....B-But....she called me sexy.....only people who are sweethearts with each other do that!"

 

Any complimentary behavior by strippers during the first visit would result in Chris bringing gift baskets for the strippers on his next.

 

I would think that if faced with being pulled away from a "sweetheart" he would be belligerent to the BRUTE MALE or Janekop bouncer who after trying to get him to leave would have to resort to restraining him

 

He can get a bit nasty if "threatened" like when the big bad GameStop manajerk told him to leave.
It'd be funny to hear him boast about his new sweethearts though after a trip to the titty bar "yeah, I have new gal pals. Mmm yeah they're real"

 

Generally when Chris locks up like an old E machine he tends to poop his pants due to stress...

 

Does anyone know which episodes of LazyCast mention Chris? I tried listening to a few of them, but they're way too bubbly and irritating for me to completely get through. Thank you in advance!

 

irradiating? are you gonna call us smoothskins now?

 

If he does, we'll make him run of to Goodneighbour