Meta Random Thoughts and Questions

Over on KF it's been suggested that Chris won the sanic sweepstakes because the people involved saw it as a PR opportunity to look good. Chris' entry must've certainly stood out as "special" in some way.

 

Did they know the kids had autism or other special needs?
Why give it to a kid with autism and not a kid with Downs?
I'm not saying that a company wouldn't game the system, but unless there's evidence that they knew some of the kids had special needs, it seems that dumb luck is the reason CWC won the Watch and Win Sweepstakes $1,000 shopping spree.
IIRC there were more winners than just Chris.

It just seems like another dumb Kiwi pet theory because they're bitter that Chris has had more luck than they have had.

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There were 2 grand prize winners. One was was Chris, and the other a girl who split the money with her class.

Chris does like to advertise he has autism. I don't think it's a dumb theory, but it's also not a sure thing.

Either way, Chris winning the contest wasn't enviable, as it seems to have been the start of the slide to now.

 

It seems ridiculous that Kiwis would suggest they gave the prize to some random kid with autism without any evidence instead of it being dumb luck.
Don't get me wrong, it's fun to make wild claims without evidence, and there are conspiracy theorists who make careers of it.

Unless these Kiwis can prove that KB knew Chris had autism, no, it's just another unfounded theory.

 

Or one could say it's "exceptional luck"...

But yeah Chris being chosen because he's autistic is just a possibility.

Like the possibility that the Wendy's employee Chris drew was black, and the picture was of an ugly Jynx.

 

At first I thought he was an adult.

 

he spun so fast he became timeless?

 

When was the last time Chris’ heart level status was updated?

 

Like I said on KF, something I've noticed about Chris is that he doesn't really talk with others, but at them instead, as if he thinks everything he says is a royal proclamation or order. This has been going on even before he started thinking he's a "goddess".

 

Probably the last time he saw his mom... to soon?

 

It's something we should of noticed when considering at least the videos that were made. Never really talking to the viewer so much as proclamations. Maybe the closest to this was anger directed at specific trolls like that dang dirty Clyde Cash.

 

Which was still more like an angry king going bananas at a perceived enemy.

 

Was Bob a damn smoker? we know of his many heart attacks….

 

One of the top search results I got for "and I just won":

 

and i just cummed

 

The worldview of "Classic Chris" was easier to understand.

The worldview of "Jail of Fail Chris" is a horrendously messy spaghetti spill run through a blender.

Meddling by "Idea Guys", "Sockness", and the "Teen Troon Squad" pretty much turned Chris' mind into endless fever delirium.

 

The former had the logic of a Saturday morning cartoon, with some soap opera thrown in for flavor.
The latter is, like, watching four Saturday morning cartoons, a soap, a dicey anime, a Nazisploitation flick, and one of Harmony Korine's seamier movies...all at once.