Random Philth

Lol "stockpiling weapons." I wonder if he knows people won't find his overpriced knives actually threatening. Or that this a country that allows gun ownership.

 

It seems that "lolcows" can't get guns because of issues, but they still can get crappy weapons that give them a sense of power. Perhaps due to a poor theory of mind or a general ignorance of weapons, they think that just because they see themselves as threatening, everyone else does too.

ADF wants "the Spudcave" full of weapons so that no matter where one is in it, a weapon is always within reach. The thought that any would-be intruder could easily arm themselves with one of the weapons lying around -- or be already armed with a firearm -- doesn't seem to have crossed ADF's mind.

Also at one point, ADF was conducting "drills" to see how long it would take to be up and armed in case a Kiwi Kommando broke in.

 

By "stockpiling weapons" does he mean he's buying more of those $4 Ozark Trail knives sold at Walmart, or perhaps thrift store $3 baseball bats - conveniently priced for potato people.

 

IIRC and before KF died, ADF already had 2 bats painted in "transgender flag colors."

 

With that many weapons scattered about and in the open, aren't you possibly just arming an intruder.

 

ADF once claimed the safest part of a room with hostile people is the center. Not exactly a master strategist.

 

Both of these! Never give an intruder an opportunity to turn a weapon against you. I won't sit with my back to a door because I'm a paranoid crazy person who lives with the human equivalent of Stimpson J. Cat who notices nothing dangerous ever (this has included snakes on at least two occasions, they didn't come through the door though). Yeah, I know I sound like Phil, but at least I AM an actual woman who keeps a wary eye for everyone's safety in my circle. I have never stolen anyone's phone. Phil's tranny bats just crack me up, does he think Magento is going to fast rope into Watney's Potato Farm screaming "Mutant and Proud, Kiwi Akbar!!!!" Or something? (I will pay someone to draw this, btw)

 

It is not phils knives that will keep intruders away as much as his BO