FB 2/18 - Countdown to 35th birthday

Oh hey, that deep unconscious frown is my default expression! I mean, i wasnt...addicted to morphine persay...

 

Scored some pikachu figurines on ebay. I hope they will make him a bit happy before they land on the hoard

 

Good Drugs are bad mmm kay? Seriously though, someone commented on Chris's unconscious frown as that he appeared to be nodding off (ODing), on Heroin. I wonder if there's a archived of that picture of him. It was a parody of a picture of him posting that he was as usual suffering from the stresses of managing a house hold: ie Chores, and a lack of creative licence inspiration namely he cause we were harassing him. Not spending money on toys and Lego and Ostrogel, and games but spending it on grown up responsibilities such as servicing loans is stressful.

 

EDIT: I had to edit it..

 

Wow this thread is depressing me. Chris better not see it or he'll kill himself.

 

Chris will never kill himself.

 

It's simply too much work.

 

17 years since he graduated from MHS. In that time, he's been arrested 3 times (once at Target, once at the GaME PLace, once for the infamous Gamestop incident.), written Sonichu, become an internet punching bag, alienated possibly his only real friend, had numerous fake girlfriends, stopped writing Sonichu, briefly returned to writing it, stopped again, raved about Trump needing to die (which, surprisingly, hasn't gotten him arrested yet.), and now is likely going to be all alone on his 35th birthday with only the cats and his decrepit mother to keep him company. And us trolls, of course.

 

Imagine if we can do a party for chris, no trolling neither pranks or nasty surprises, Just a regular party to make chris somehow better after all

 

I wonder how long his happiness would last, and I think it would be a hollow happiness at that, unless you could get Tiffany, Sarah and co to all come to the party and beg for forgiveness.

 

He would still think it's a setup.

They would have to all show up at his house and beg before he'd go out anywhere. Even still, he'd probably think they're working with "the trolls".

 

Chris goes out a lot more then people think, if he thought there would be TRUE AND HONEST lesbians at the party, he would be there in a heartbeat.

 

Rate "feels"

Chris still would complain about the party and claim you "could do better" because he's literally never satisfied with anything others do for him.

 

In a very strange way, I'm almost Jealous of Chris over all he's kinda happy because he has so many toys and his life isn't that hard while he talks about stress etc, it's his attempt to pity and con people.

Chris is his own worst enemy for this, and 35 is a big one for many people. With out power leveling too much life has taken one of my senses away already, I got metal in me that shouldn't be, watching people like Chris have driven me insane and he's older than me, my career, life etc, can't bring me the joy he gets from picking up a new pony action figure.

I'm not even trying to brag I do well or have a great life but I think this really reminds me in a little way, us normal people are a little jealous of Chris his worst day is not only self inflicted but aside something like Bob's passing is pretty fucking "privileged" You and I have been in spots where we might need to wear shoes with a hole, pick... what goes late the power or water bill... Chris's stress is hmm, cheese burger or big mac?

Chris has all the upsides of being an adult and a child at the same time, he's comfy there. He's kinda lost on the fact the "downsides" of adulthood like work, get you other upsides like a home to yourself etc. Probably willfully ignorant towards it.

 

Chris' joy at getting a new figure/video game/lego set is hollow and unfulfilling. If it was a true, satisfied joy he wouldn't need so goddamn many of them. Instead he gets fleeting moments of something he construes as happiness and then feeds that sensation in a futile attempt to fill the massive voids in his life. He has no friends, no structure, and no real drive to see his dreams fulfilled. Laying around the house all day does not give people a sense of purpose. There's a reason why people get jobs after they retire and why elderly people who have to take care of a pet or even a freaking plant live longer than those who don't. Happiness and being healthy both require a regular sense of accomplishment, and the last time Chris had that was seventeen years ago in high school. THAT'S why he keeps pining for those days, but he's too ignorant to realize it.

That kind of life is nothing to be jealous of.

 

He wouldn't go unless we were ALL WOMEN NO MEN.

 

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"feeling some better"?

Chris' use of the English language continues to deteriorate at a pace.

 

Yep. Every February. Like clockwork.

 

I'm guessing that this clickbait like thing Chris tends to do from time to time didn't take into account that, whether we want to admit it or not, there are people who are 35 years old who actually enjoy, unironically, wearing clothes designed for children. Add on he has the mental capacity of a 10 year old and you can see how this is in no way capable of determining Chris's age from his clothes.