7 February 2017 - Phil indulges his mall ninja side some more

Less weight and no (visible) tattoos are a big difference though.

 

People can see he's mentally ill a block away, he's the kind of person you'd cross the street to get away from. He doesn't inspire a "oh, lets go rob and rape that" reaction as much as he does "oh, let me keep an eye on him in case he elliot rodgers the place."

 

Yeah

You know how everyone noticed Chris was special because he wore a medallion and the rugby shirt?

Phil is kinda like that with his weird outfits and tattoos.

 

They're also a form of "anti-suicide therapy" -- or so ADF claimed.

 

Phil would look like a bratwurst lol

 

Fear not Potato Princess, you've "Armed" yourself with enough ink already to keep people far the hell away from whatever you think you'll get up to, or more likely banned from, next.

 

Phil's sperging about weapons on Greta's wall too.

 

I will use my mil sperg power to bring up a few points, a Kukri isn't a bad weapon for a numbskull. But the fact the ties to British Imperialism being lost on Greta amuses me. I happened to find that exact one online : https://www.amazon.com/Genuine-Gurk...coding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=0DWXBHYKWTW71YTNXBRE

It's not junk, but it's far from high end. It's in no way easy to conceal and in almost all states isn't ok to openly carry. We all know it'll be thrown in a corner, dusted off for a few "I'm a badass" pictures and left to rust.

Phil as always is lying, he loves showing his autism toys off. Spring assist knives are legal in all 50 states so at least by sheer luck that lie is plausible. I do find it amusing even Greta knows the knife he bought isn't really going to serve any use to him as he ain't going to pull it in a fight nor does he do any labor or camping.

Phil trying to type in Spanish makes me, giggle.

 

I really like kukri and machete in the same sentence. Those "girls" sure do know what they're talking about!

 

Failing to look like proper females AND using incorrect weapon terminology
TOP KEK

 

For some reason, whenever Phil is doing Mall Ninja stuff, I'm reminded of the crazy guy from the surplus store in "Falling Down". Mr. Anderson gets to be Michael Douglas since they're both fucking crazy.

 

I that the top of an unopened bottle of Champagne by his elbow?

 

Looks more like some type of cane or walking stick with a skull on top? idk.

 

I was hoping it was champagne and he was going to pour some out for his dead latinx homies.

 

If memory serves he did have a cane to help support his fibro lie, I forget if it was one of those sword canes or other weaponized canes.

 

Yeah, he posted pics of a cane with a cheap metal skull on top a while back. I think it was on one of his nuked FB profiles.

 

Yeah, that thing was "weaponized" in the sense it had a metal handle that you could use as a bludgeon or something, but it was so cheap and garbage it'd probably crack if you decided to use it in that way. I think he paid way over market value for it too, like he does all things he touches.

 

Champagne is probably too elitist for him or something. Plus why waste money on luxury booze when there are overpriced weapons to be bought.

 

I wonder if ADF thinks The Bike That Is Never Ridden (which is now decked out with Christmas lights) is a weapon too?