7 February 2017 - Phil indulges his mall ninja side some more

There are no words to describe how much of a Walter Mitty he is.

 

Is he wearing a belt like a bandolier

 

He must be back from Oakland storage unit run. Especially because I haven't seen those camo shorts since April maybe.
I know you have autism Phil but come on, camo shorts?

 

I've noticed a distinct absence of ADF riding that bike.

 

I thought lefty SJW's like our Nosferatu friend hated guns and believed mall ninja shit was "toxic masculinity"?

Not like being ideologically consistent ever meant anything to Phil though.

 

Phil's just desperate to be able to bully and scare people due to his utter lack of power. The fact he thinks this jury-rigged clownery looks good is just yet another example of his garbage-tier taste.

 

Take notice of the way his shirt hangs. That gut is ready to burst out. Few more years and it'll be full flesh apron.

 

Good god, his chin and his neck appear to be merging.

 

Notice the wall behind ADF loudly advertises fixations? There's at least 3 drawings of Australatina alone.

 

God, it's like he never changes. Well except for his waistline, hairline, and trashcan of a home.

 

LOL I like tacticool potato Phil

He looks like a special ed kid who watched too many action movies.

 

Putting the "special" in special forces

 

Didn't we have accounts (before the farms went down) stating that he actually is a special ed kid?

 

Yep, @Hellblazer actually posted about it on this site too: http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads...e-is-okay-because-he-was-in-sped-classes.314/

 

The autist in me wants to point out each and every flaw in what he's doing.

I can see him with his commie boo and low income grabbing some knock off chi com chest rig. Phil trying to fit into or lay out a plate carrier cost aside would be just adorable.

The one mini sperg I have to address because others who aren't well versed or care about mil shit, is how that knife is laid out. It's safe to guess Phil is right handed as most people are. There's no way to reach the only "weapon" on his belt-oleer. You'd be forced to cross draw with your off hand and the chance off slicing your arm as you pull it out is large and we know Phil is fat making it even easier to do. Now if he's a lefty that's still a problem.

In the comically unreal situation Phil tries to use that for self defense and doesn't just shit himself and cry, there's a great chance he's going to wound himself.

 

Either or would fit as far as Phil injuring himself.

But in regards to what you are asking, I didn't clarify enough, I meant the first picture, the knife's handle is almost right under his arm pit of what I assume is his strong side. To reach it you'd have to make the same motion if you try to touch your arm pit with the arm on the same side. Now factor in you are holding a large heavy sharp weapon you plan to defend yourself with. It ain't pretty or graceful.

 

He's all talk.
All he's done in the past is cower from danger and beat up physically weaker people (real women for example).