35th Christian/Christine Love Day

I'll cut the water supply, lock the doors and give Stinky WInky some good ol' wake up juice while he's asleep. Same thing with Barb:

Think of it minus the water trough

 

Midway upon the journey of our life
I found myself within a forest dark,
For the straight-forward pathway had been lost

 

Probably do what I did last year: Drink orange soda, eat fried pickles, and spend money I could use on paying off my student loans on buying stupid toys and shit off of Amazon.

Afterwords, if the pickle and orange-drink combo doesn't make me feel like complete shit, probably hop on here, make a long-winded statement about Chris, straddle the A-log line for a bit, then crash into slumber on my couch while listening to the Father Call.

And actually, since his B-Day falls on Movie Night, probably gonna watch a lot of Chris vids with the other spergs.

 

ahh, the sweet simplicity of Chris-Chan.

 

And china

 

35 years and his life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
He realised quickly when he knew he should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of JERKS
Stealing the pretty girls

And so he shits himself
When he's lying in bed
Cause he's not entirely
Right in the head
And he, he is more than a little peculiar
He doesn't wake in the morning
Cause he's up all night
So he takes a deep breath and he gets real high
And he screams from the top of his lungs
"DON'T CALL ANYONE!!!"

And he says CURSE YA-ME-HA-AA
CURSE YA-ME-HA
He says curse, you Pence and Pmurt!

And he says CURSE YA-ME-HA-AA
CURSE YA-ME-HA
He says curse, you God-Damn JERKS!!!

 

Well I'll be celebrating Christian Love Day the same way I do every year, by not sending Chris money.