Favorite Movie Quotes

"This is serious! EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU!" -VJ Emmie, Who Killed Captain Alex

 

Not a movie, but here's a nice quote.

"Why? Why do we hurt the ones we hit?"
-Early Cuyler

 

“Many [polar bears] are dying because of the difficulty of finding enough food. Such as seals.” ~Birdemic: Shock and Terror

 

I like both parodies of that in The Simpsons. One where it was quoted word for word, and the other was in that Planet Of The Apes musical.

 

"DERE HE IS!"
"I LOVE AAAALLLLLL KIDS!"
"I bet you will, you fine lookin' kitty cat you"
"And it's not cool to...paint on someone's wall!"
"I LOVE BABIES!"

-Various characters from Cool Cat Saves The Kids

 

"COME BACK HERE, YOU FAT, BEARDED BITCH!" - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs.

 

Personally, I love the entire doll scene. My favourite part is when the guy walks in.

"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls!"

Favourite part of the movie, with "They've gone to plaid" being a close second.

 

"My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived. Henry Fitz-Empress, first Plantagenet, a king at 21, the ablest soldier of an able time. He led men well, he cared for justice when he could and ruled, for 30 years, a state as great as Charlemagne's. He married out of love, a woman out of legend. Not in Alexandria, or Rome, or Camelot has there been such a queen. She bore him many children... but no sons. King Henry had no sons. He had three whiskered things but he disowned them. [to his sons] You're not mine! We're not connected! I deny you! None of you will get my crown, I leave you nothing and I wish you plague! May all your children breach and die! [he storms out the corridor, turns and looks back] My boys are gone. I've lost my boys. [looks skyward] You dare to damn me, do you? Well, I damn you back! GODDAMN YOU! [in tears] My boys are gone. I've lost my boys. Oh, Jesus, all my boys..." ~Peter O'Toole, The Lion in Winter

 

"All writers have fabulous hair"- The Narrator, Russian Ark

 

"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with an english accent." - Robin Hood: Men in Tights

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
~ Carnosaur 3, when the dude shoots one of the security officers

 

"COME ON! Toilets are always funny."

-Samuel L. Jackson, The Spirit

 

"Yes, we are all different!"
"I'm not."
-Townsfolk, The Life of Brian

 

"Nose? That Don't rhyme with walls!"
"No, but this does!" - Bob Hoskins, right before kicking a cartoon weasel in the balls in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

 

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from that movie:

"Roger Rabbit: Yeah. Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water.
Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot, PROBATE!"

 

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