I miss the old Chris. The virgin soul Chris. The love quest-dreaming Chris. ‘Zap to the extreme’-ing Chris.
Also he had the fake tan and chains like a stereotypical ‘guido’ because Jersey Shore was big at the time. What’d he look like now? I assume like...
Still lasted longer than the Confederacy.
I don't know what's the worse aspect of following Christory in 2024. Weens who start rumors or credulous kids on Twitter BlueSky who spread them.
If the medallion doesn’t fit you must acquit
Still not as stupid as the whole ‘Chris escaped from jail’ thing.
I wonder if Flutter had to talk him out of posting death threats to Pmurt.
[ATTACH] Yep, this is a nothingburger if there ever was one. For all we know if he announced this it means Mewtwo is pregnant with his child.
What kind of alternate universe have we stepped into where Chris is taking initiative and working on his life? Also Bob would be pleased that...
What the actual perkele.
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