2019 UPDATE: still not fucking funny
Which vein of Chris’ could I slice that he dies the slowest way possible?
How many of Chris' kittens are alive?
How much do I gotta donate in order to get handy behind the Best Buy dumpster? Asking for a friend.
His artwork isn't bad in this one
Barb looks like she’s got another 15 years left in them, you guys don’t understand the ability of mean old cusses like her to stay living as long...
I'm currently in his DMs posing at three different underaged girls trying to get him to simultaneously fuck it, burn it, or shove it up his ass....
Professor Bill did too much yay and genetically engineered the WMD dropping Whale
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