5/30/16: Chris Shows Off His Sex Moves, Asks You to Vote on His Performance

Spoiler: NSFW

Video Link

Link to the poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607

("Johan the Bully's" video is boring but you can watch it here if you really want to compare: https://my.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4)

Edit: To give a bit of background on this: from what I can piece together from his garbled autism in the last video, Chris was approached by a lesbian couple that wanted have a baby via a natural surrogate father, and who better to ask than the Christian Weston Chandler? Well, in the middle of one of their conversations online, "Johan the Bully" crashed the party and said he should be the surrogate father instead. After some arguing it was decided that the father would be decided by a sex moves competition a la the Sing Star Challenge.

Spoiler

Of course, the only prize Chris stands the chance of winning is this trophy: .

 

Fucking hell, Chris.

 

That's how the old saying goes. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

I can hear the thunderous slam every time I look at that thumbnail with Chris piledriving that poor sex doll into the mattress.

 

It's looking away while being freaked out.

 

Am I the only one who thinks the totem keeps getting bigger every time we see it?

 

https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris's Sex Moves.mp4

Here you go.

 

I do like how even the Sonic Totem, which appears to be an avatar of some kind of eldritch autism abomination, seems shocked and disgusted by Chris's antics.

 

No I just think it's the next thing he wants to demonstrate on.

 

I am most intrigued by that vintage looking photo to the upper right of the totem.

 

Is that a photo? I assumed it was a CWC original.

 

IIRC, it’s a record, most likely from Bob’s collection and/or Goodwill. I forget what it is though.