Chris' Ass Megathread

On another forum I used to be a member of there were dozens of different conversations about Chris' ass, and countless Christorical research hours put into the subject. (Indeed, there's still no consensus yet on whether it looks square or rather if his ass cheeks look like they're going to explode.) In order to consolidate future discussion of this issue on this forum, I thought it prudent to make a megathread for it.

Discass.

 

I want to eat Chris' whole ass

 

You're not gonna half ass it, definitely.

Joey Bonzo, ladies and gentlemen.

 

It looks like a square

 

Waiter, I would like to speak with the Ass Manager. There is a duck in my ass.

 

I suspect barb fists him with at least two hands at a time

 

But sometimes it's round. Maybe Chris's ass does not follow Euclidean Geometry.

 

Chris' ass definitely warrants further investigation.

 

Chris' ass transcends definition. Home to the great beast Eld'rogyotol, his ass is portal to another realm entirely, crossing the planes of time, space, and creation itself. Needless to say, it is a force to never confront.

 

Spoiler

 

His butt is in trouble.

 

I don't know what I expected when I clicked on this.

 

Is there a name for the fetish where you grab someone's ass and pull it open and push your face into the hole and blow raspberries while they fart back at you?

Whatever that is I want to do that to Chris while Barb bellydances for us.

 

Lewd

 

...Time to purge my brain of that image. Thank you, Sneasel.

(But let's face it, you part those cheeks and you'll be sucked into an abyss.)

 

I dream of Chris' ass.

 

Who doesn't?