YT 4/11 - Boring Chris Interview

Plus, Guru Larry has a kick ass voice in general, so, you know, there's that...

 

Hello You! (sorry, had to)

0:44 - "I probably shouldn't touch that" I admit I LOLed

1:47 - The interviewer was obviously leading Chris, but the fact Chris so plainly admits he shoved the medallion up his back end with little provocation shows he STILL hasn't learned to self censor.

3:19 - That sound will haunt my nightmares.

4:09 - The way he keeps clutching that god damn toy like old school Paul Bearer with Undertaker's urn is disconcerting.

5:03 - It wasn't not drawing porn of Megan, it wasn't death threats, it wasn't the way he has disrespect Michael Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh or countless authority figures or employees who were just doing their job, it wasn't his own foolishness, he regrets his own hurt feelings.

6:31 - Goddamit Chris every time he says this I cringe.

7:02 - lol Okay I admit I laughed at this stretch, but only a little. The fact is it's standard SJW nonsense that Chris is regurgitating. Also the retard that made the video inserted unfunny sound edits for some reason.

8:57 - Seriously? And for about the next minute or two he sounds completely vacuous. It's so weird that he can regurgitate all this internet claptrap and nonsense but not regurgitate it all consistently.

10:46 - That goddamn stare.

11:20 - WTF is that editing, I get Chris rambles but good jump cuts are invisible. I don't make videos and I know that.

12:38 - "Rebellious" - You keep using that word but I don't think you know what it means...

13:19 - Okay I loled a little... wtf Chris

14:24 - God dammit Chris. You almost have a salient point about your privacy (almost), but you can't admit you indulge in impulse purchases and then claim you're the model of financial responsibility in your sorry situation.

16:26 - Chris has no idea how electricity works.

17:07 - You... you don't even know what that gesture means and you do it...

17:23 - "The wisdom of Matt Groening". Just... dammit this is so wrong I can't even begin to describe how it's wrong.

18:16 - Okay I'm actually on Chris' side on this one, why the hell would anyone ask that?

Overall - Boring, nothing new learned really, the presenter/interviewer tried WAAAAAY too hard to be funny and to interject songs/sounds/clips that were too obvious to be clever. Lots of really leading questions and fairly assholish about it too.

This is neither fish nor fowl. It is not a quality piece of trolling nor is it a well-used opportunity to document Chris' opinion on any subject, or to coax some amusing new insight or self-driven agenda out of him.

 

Guy is a reddit moderator with an obsession with meme culture and wanted to monetize Chris for notoriety and bux. Dropping that shit on KF wasn't very smart when catparty can find photographs of his whole meme crew that makes me wonder how many chromosomes they all have.

The questions were lame and we didn't learn anything new. Chris handled himself reasonably well considering his autism and the interviewer came across as a cheap ween.

It was a train wreck.

 

I did learn a couple of things: He regrets macing the poor GameStop employee, and he regrets the un-clit, and this struck me as really interesting: He wouldn't run for president.

 

I don't think he regrets anything. Chris has always been one to stick to his beliefs and only change them when china is involved. I think he still believes that the Yellow-Shirted Foe is evil incarnate who deserved to be maced and the un-clit is a real vagina. He's just that deluded and stubborn.

 

Why does Chris bother with a "feminine" voice? His own sounds neutered enough already

 

@16:56 Chris makes the sign of the cross in remembrance of all the materialistic, childish things he lost in the fire. Naturally, he only observed it in a movie; barely understanding it's significance, and having no idea how to use it appropriately.

 

How is he trying to get china by admitting that giving himself a china was a bad idea?

 

Wow what a wasted opportunity.
An interview with Chris is actually not a bad idea, but this one fails so hard. They didn't try to reveal anything new and just used Chris to get attention.