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YT 4/11 - Boring Chris Interview

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cuck Norris, Apr 11, 2017.

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  1. Cuck Norris

    Cuck Norris If my fate is to be destroyed I must simply laugh

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    Some sperg posted this elsewhere. It's supposedly from 2016. I haven't watched it all because it's boring af.



    Christine's stubble, now in HD.
     
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  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting became sentient and is molesting a doll.
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 11, 2017
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  3. PCA

    PCA Well-Known Member

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    This has got to be a troll interview lol
     
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  4. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Wow. I haven't watched the video yet, but that screen cap is just too much lol. Chris really doesn't want to grow up and his whole outfit is him trying to defy his age. All he wants to do is pony.
     
    Aldora, Apr 12, 2017
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  5. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    *watches first second of the video* um yeah no.
     
    Vexing Devil, Apr 12, 2017
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  6. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    Chris looks like a human speck of glitter on a day shift strippers body
     
    dormiebasne, Apr 12, 2017
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    The gut grows and the hairline recedes, 'tis the eternal fate of Chris...
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 12, 2017
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  8. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    The only good thing about this video is that we can actually see Chris in full HD with proper daylight colors, and not the piss-tinge, indoor, Playstation webcam picture quality.

    As far as the rest of the video goes, I'd rather marathon a Minecraft convention cringe compilation. These mop-head, peach-fuzz weens were too much.
     
    Nobody, Apr 12, 2017
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  9. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Honestly, Guru Larry's famous Skype interview with Chris is the definitive interview vid to watch. All others.....yeah, no.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Apr 12, 2017
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  10. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    It's hump day.

    I don't need this Charlotesville cyprto-hominid treatment shit . . .

    (puts headphones on, clicks play anyway.)

    20 minutes of preparation time is no excuse for a real Christorian, wig man. The trolling levels are off the charts here. :rolleyes: Threw his dad under the racist bus and sold his stamps not too long after. Why does he hate his dad?

    Didn't ask what will happen when Barb dies. 5/10 Ask if he's getting better next time you interview him. Please and thank you.
     
    Very Honest Content, Apr 12, 2017
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I know Chris is timid because of his paranoia and autism but good god he looks like he's about to have a breakdown. I've noticed he acts like he's on the verge of tears in his "modern" videos after his big return in 2015. He just doesn't have that gusto like he did back in the day. His isolation is really taking its toll.
     
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  12. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Once I saw how 'spergariffic the guy interviewing Chris looked like, I had to tap out.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 12, 2017
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  13. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    This..is comedy gold.. i lost it when he said "So youre straight?"

    Chris is like a wannabe tumblrina, he cant even name all the "genders" on the tumblr spectrum, probably cause he only knows the autism spectrum.

    Also, this

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    InklingTits, Apr 12, 2017
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Is there anymore info on BRAVERYJERK other then this video?

    Is he spergy in general? Was this an attempt to A-Log?
    "Hur hur, look at how stupid Chris-Chan is! Am I right, guys?"
     
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    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    Breaking down in tears and crying a lot are typical symptoms of autism. I'm surprised he managed to hide it as well as he did back in the early days. Then again, having to look at this:
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    for 20 minutes would drive anyone to tears
     
    Deleted User 0007, Apr 12, 2017
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  16. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    The only good parts were the grand number of Chris stress sighs.
     
    Corgi, Apr 12, 2017
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  17. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    He did that video at the Virginia pride festival where he was asking people how many genders there were. I thought it was fairly funny but he may have been in over his head interviewing Chris.

    On a side note, I'm guessing everyone already noticed Chris isn't maintaining his fake "feminine" voice here. Guess he forgot his estrogen gel.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Apr 13, 2017
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  18. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Far as I know, some people on the Kiwi believed the guy who posted this video on there and BRAVERYJERK were one and the same. It lead to the guy behind the OP in question say he wants his account deleted.
    While I never watched the video, people noted how it's a crap interview and the questions were more or less the same thing that's been answered before. The only thing this video gets is being relevant in how not to interview Chris (compare that to the interview Chris had with Guru Larry).
     
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  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Exactly what I said. Guru Larry did pretty much the closest in terms to a perfect Chris-Chan interview. He wasn't A-Loggy or ween-ish about it.

    Also, the OP wants his account deleted? Doesn't he realize that's usually the first step to getting Halal'ed over at KF?
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Apr 13, 2017
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  20. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Much as I haven't watched Guru Larry's interview, one can no doubt know his interview doesn't do much in being an A-Log or ween outside of Chris not liking the music being Bulk & Skull (iirc, that was in an interview video where Guru Larry mentioned having to change it).

    It may be, especially if one found out who he was. Never forget, the internet doesn't forget
     
    c-no, Apr 13, 2017
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