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Twitter 8/9/17: You trolls scared Emily off at Mcdonald's

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Aug 9, 2017.

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  1. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Uh, maybe she saw the Doopie emails and your tweets to her?
     
    Janker, Aug 9, 2017
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  2. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Wait, is "Emily" supposed to be Nightstar?

    Or is this some other "gal-pal" that Chris has?
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 9, 2017
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  3. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Just saw this on Twitter. More BS, there is no Emily...except the one that ran off with the pickle man.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 9, 2017
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  4. B.R.A.Z.I.L.

    B.R.A.Z.I.L. State of Mind

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    Emily is a true and honest CWC fan that got frightened by these darmn trolz.
     
    B.R.A.Z.I.L., Aug 9, 2017
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  5. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I'm guessing that Chris realizes that everyone sees right through this whole Nightstar thing, so he's cutting his losses, and now, "Emily" is going to "run away" out of his life, conveniently.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 9, 2017
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  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Even his imaginary friends run away from him.
     
    Skeletor, Aug 9, 2017
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Wasn't Emily the girl who fucked with Chris and Bob at that coffee shop?
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 9, 2017
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  8. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    You seem to have Hannah (Starbucks employee who accidentally caused his first or second ban from Fashion Square) confused with Emily (troll who met with Chris and Bob at Fashion Square and was extracted by Marvin in a pickle suit).
     
    Spork, Aug 9, 2017
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  9. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Wait, was Hannah the girl that caused the infamous "Nooooooooo!" moment where Chris screamed that word at the top of his lungs?
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 9, 2017
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  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    yep that was Hannah.
     
    Princess Celestia, Aug 9, 2017
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  11. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    The part of the story being true is Chris is still eating fast food more than once a day.
     
    Erika, Aug 9, 2017
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  12. Galilean

    Galilean The CWCki is the bread of life.

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    Definitely an attempt by Chris to appear nonchalantly dropping the name of the alleged real owner of his sockpuppet account. He thinks the hints he's leaving for us are subtle--and for that reason, he thinks we ought to take them to be true. He might as well be screaming that he is operating the other account.
     
    Galilean, Aug 9, 2017
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  13. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Yeah him going for his daily McDonalds is the only true part of this story...and potentially a girl running away from him.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 9, 2017
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    The ironic thing is, Chris fucked up here and said that Emily "Came a runnin", implying she was coming towards him.

    Chris can't even lie about rejection right....
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 9, 2017
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  15. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    ...Called it...
     
    Scalar, Aug 9, 2017
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  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I seriously doubt any woman would run TO chris. I'm still doubtful she's real from that 'Cutie' line.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Aug 9, 2017
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  17. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Is there still any question about it? She's not real.
     
    Scalar, Aug 9, 2017
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  18. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Wow even Chris's socks are creeped out by him.
     
    Princess Celestia, Aug 9, 2017
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  19. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

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    GET BACK TO WORK EMILY OR WE'LL DOX YOUR IMAGINARY ASS AND BREAK THE ICE CREAM MACHINE WITH THE POWER OF TROLL-HATE!!! HYUK YUK YUK YUK!!!!
     
    Blank, Aug 9, 2017
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I'm starting to get the impression that Emily isn't real and Chris is not getting better.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 9, 2017
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