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Twitter 7/14 - Belief in MLP dimension

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jul 14, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. Descent

    Descent Well-Known Member

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    I imagine this is how Chris's mind works.
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  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    You know, its possible. Its possible there is a universe full of rainbows, magic, and unicorns. I'm sure if those magic horses met chris, they'd start trolling him too.
     
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  4. This is not surprising considering he believes that CWC-ville is an actual place and his Sonichu abominations exist in some other plane of reality currently beyond his physical reach.
     
  5. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Gotta hide from that mean, ol' reality, amirite?
     
  6. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    I like it, so it's real. Chris..... 2017... or... Chris 1983.
     
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  7. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    No, see, he actually thinks that all fictional characters exist on a separate plane of reality. He got the idea from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and it's a big part of the reason Alec was able to screw with his head so badly.

    See, he thought that if ANYONE wrote a story about a character, the character would be compelled to act it out. So an author killing a character off, to Chris, is like compelling a living creature to kill itself. So naturally, he lost his shit when Alec killed Angelica/Punchy/Wild because NOW he needed to think of a way to explain how the three hadn't REALLY been killed in the toon world.

    That's the entire reason for the Asperchu segment in Sonichu 10--Chris was trying to fight fire with fire and assumed that if he killed Metal Asperchu in HIS comic and wrote Alec's characters insulting him repeatedly, Alec would somehow have to account for this in Asperchu. The idea of "canon" was lost on him until a MLP blog explained it to him. He now thinks that there's a "prime dimension" where his characters only act out stories he writes and that any fanfiction is merely an alternate universe.
     
  8. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    >2000 A.D.
    >A universe is born
    >Out of the spiralling clouds of celestial dust a mass of neutrinos and quarks is hewn by a great, invisible force
    >The particles align themselves, formed networks and chains of traveling charges, a synapse, a neuron... a consciousness
    >For an eternity there was silence but now there was the faint echo of a voice, stilted, like that of a child but a voice none the less
    >From the darkness the voice cried out "Is anyone there? Is anyone there? Is anyone there?"
    >The darkness swelled and burst with light and heat
    >"Who are you?" asked the voice, "Why did you give me life?"
    >The light expanded and encompassed all, the borders of reality bent around the newborn creation like an embrace; no, it was the deadly chords of strangulation
    >The tension escalated with every passing second until noose of god could bind no longer
    >Then the light spoke
    >"I AM CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, SONICHU'S CREATOR, AND AUTHOR OF THIS COMIC, THIS IS HIS STORY AND NOTHING LESS!"
    >The creation tried to scream, tried to escape but it was futile; with every motion the sensations of life grew more and more distant until finally, it became limp
     
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  9. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    This falls under "you can't prove it wrong so it must be true."
     
  10. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I believe in the multiverse theory.

    As such, I believe there is a universe where Chris-Chan is a successful comic artist known worldwide, physically built like a Fabio, maintains a "gal-pal" harem in his clean house that's fully paid off, and both of his parents are still alive, healthy, and running marathons.

    Meanwhile, another Cwcki Club forum exists only to shower him in praise, offer borderline cult worship sermons, and send donation money through a subscription plan for each registered user (funds which Chris re-transfers to research for the cure to autism). All of our lives are still exactly the same, and exactly as miserable. Kiwi Farms is also called "Papaya Farms".
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Chris is now going into Equestria Goth territory
     
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  12. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I hope one day Chris realizes that by opening up the possibility of the multiverse, he's also opening things up to unspeakable horrors and evil. Just like there could be a universe where his characters exist, there could also be a universe where the Daleks are about to jump to another universe to conquer. Or a universe where The Flood consumed everything and are about to go through the wormhole to find more food. Or a universe that's basically one Cthulhu-esque organism. Alternate universes open things up to every possibility, and I mean every possibility, so closing your mind to the bad ones is not just retarded, it's dangerous. (Believe me, I know...)
     
  13. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    This reminds me of when I was 7 and thought the Ninja Turtles were living in the sewer outside my house.
     
  14. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    Or a universe where reality is ruled by an all powerful triangular overloard wearing a stove top hat and bow tie. You never know. After all, reality is an illusion and the universe is a hologram! Buy gold! BYE!
     
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    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    And that's just going over what's actually *in* the universes. What's even out there in the vast In-Between?
     
  16. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    *Rates Horrifying*
     
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  17. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Yea- Exactly! Thank you!
     
  18. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    Things beyond knowing. Things beyond learning. The unseeable, the unknowable, the imperceptible and inconceivable. The one who sees, the one who waits, the one who guards the many gates. The one who's name must never be known. Unknown. . .The Unknown.

    Or maybe there's just nothing there. Who knows?
     
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  19. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Depends on which area of the nether we're talking about, really.
     
  20. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Well if Half-Life is anything to go by...
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