Twitter 11/26 - CWCville mayoral election

I distinctly remember Chris saying there were no elections.

 

I...........................................

What?

 

Well obviously, CWCville's elections are alot like North Korea's: a farcical sham meant to trick people into thinking there's an actual choice

 

*Sigh* Fucking weens....

 

> Augusto Pinochet
I want to smash Chris's balls with a spiked hammer. I know he literally has no idea about what's he talking about but that's still doesn't make this less wrong.

 

Or it could be how his autism interprets the news

 

Yeah, anyone who thinks Chris knows who Pinochet is......yeah, just no.

Again, this is just unfunny weens feeding him stupid shit to say because "LULZ, IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE CHRIS SAY STUPID THINGS FOR CONTENT!"

 

This.

When Trump dropped a MOAB on a terrotist cave network in the same week he shot 59 missiles at a Syrian airfield, Chris interpreted the news as "Trump fired 59 nukes at Syria and failed to kill anything".

 

Since we treat everything Chris says as content, they do get what they want even as we berate them

 

I just want to ask; Why is The Mummy actor Brendan Fraser on that poll? Is there any actual reason behind, or is it safe to assume it's just plain old autism?

 

the latter most likely

 

To me though, Chris is just funnier when he does buffoonish things out of his own head and his own doing rather then wanna be trolls going "LOLZ, HAY CHRIS, IT WOULD BE TOTES FUNNY IF YOU SAID THIS...."

 

Chris doesn't.

 

This new ween shit is honestly really boring. These new weens are fucking stupid.

 

Brendan Fraser has been subject of a minor (read not that popular) meme of sorts, the idea being the internet is going to "Save" him and/or get him a new part since his career's kind of been slow lately (I understand he just recently got the lead on some new TV show, so the joke is it's because of the internet).

There's petitions like this one.

https://www.change.org/p/netflix-bring-brendan-fraser-back-into-film-television

I don't think they're very serious but Poe's Law being what it is, it's hard to tell.

There's even a Reddit for it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SAVEBRENDAN/

I think part of it are people who unironically like his work and part of it is ironic "Chuck Norris Facts" style humor.

 

I'm really looking forward to the moment its revealed who is manipulating Chis like this.

 

That ween is really amused by "communism"...

 

Chris just deleted the tweet with the poll.

 

>inb4 CWC uploads it again with higher quality