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The Dimensional Merge is happening now!

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by lumen, Aug 22, 2021.

  1. lumen

    lumen Member

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    At least according to Chris... When Chris was getting arrested he went on about the fuckin dimensional merge and saying its happening right now. Chris tried to warn us. But I think its too late now. Chris went on about it when he was getting arrested. At around 3:12 [​IMG]
     
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  2. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Post editing is your friend. You don't need to put three separate posts.
     
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  3. lumen

    lumen Member

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    Alright thanks. I've never really used forums.
     
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  4. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I can tell.

    But anyway, back to the "topic".....if there's a merge going on, it's an awfully boring ass merge.

    Wasn't one of the big talking points Chris squawking about "time rift holes" opening up and dragging people into the CWCville dimension, or whatever crazy shit was supposed to go on?
     
  5. lumen

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    I know right, I'm expecting Sonichu to appear in my backyard but he hasn't yet, and I believe so.
     
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    We all start off new, but this is where the expression "lurk moar" comes in. Simply views threads first, then start commenting, then start making your own threads. Don't make a thread on your first day.
     
  7. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Took the words right out of my mouth.
     
  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Once upon a time, I would have started accusing him of trying too hard to troll, but I'm trying not to be so cynical in my old age lol.

    Plus, there is going to be some new traffic from both newcomers to Christory and from people trying to flee the Farms.
     
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  9. lumen

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    I've known about Chris but forgot about him until recently.
     
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Yeah, to be fair, before the whole "Mother-fuckergate" happened, I had lost interest in Chris as well. I'd, every so often, check out any updated ramblings on the Merge, but other then that, I lost interest.

    It wasn't until several friends of mine messaged me, all "ZOMG! DID YOU HEAR WHAT CHRIS DID TO BARB?!?" that I picked it back up.
     
  11. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    As insensitive as it is, it was the 9/11 of the Internet. We all remember where we were when we heard.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    I was on KF browsing as usual. I refresh and see the announcement.
     
  13. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Same. I lost interest in Chris after the house fire. BLARMS was something that kept some interest only in knowing what would happen to Chris after macing a GameStop employee but everything wasn't of much interest whether it was Sockness being a creepy thirsty and rapey fuck to Chris or the Idea Guys and their unfunny shit that ended up making things worse for Chris. Only from an ex-Kiwi did I find out what happened and I denied it at first simply because it sounded disgusting.

    All that said, I like how this not only blew up beyond Chris being a literal motherfucker what with Isabelle Janke's disgusting history but also with how everyone's jumping the CWC train in whose to blame for this and who Chris-Chan is. Never will forget people having Youtube slapfights over Chris being trans or not and in my case, someone thinking I wanted off the ride not because of Chris being pushed insane but because of the whole incest and rape despite not even bothering to respond to me saying "I lost interest in Chris and think its pathetic there's still trolls." Gotta love Youtube commentors and the like getting on some high horse with CWC. I can imagine this happens from random Twitter users who only paid bare attention to Chris to Youtubers like Vaush going on "why are people interested in this" while various comments he gets from people new to Chris may think it's all the work of trolls being behind Chris fuck ups to even Tucker Carlson ranting about Chris being in ladies prison and some guest he has wrings her wrist on how bad this is despite the fact Chris being in any prison means Chris is fucked.

    I was in bed when I heard the news. I couldn't habeeb it.


    In the very impossible chance the merge happens and worlds collide, I'm saving this in the event the merge means the world faces a disaster worst than a Roland Emmerich movie.

    The merge comes upon us and all die as the CPU Goddess floods the earth with orange fanta and only CWCville remains the bastion of relative safety.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Remember that slow part of CWC antics between Bob passing away and the LEGO "high school" video dropping?

    People following CWC antics may call that the "dark ages" before the "renaissance" began.

    Yet with The Happening and Chris behind bars, we may be looking at an even bigger "dark ages" of "christory".
     
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  15. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I was at work when a friend of mine Snapchatted me about it. I told him that he has to be kidding. He said that wished he wasn't. I knew I had to come back to you sexy fuckers to discuss it.
     
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    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Callling it a "renaissance" at best is just optimistic. It was all the start of a dark age. Sure one could go on some high horse and say it implies mocking some autistic weirdo on the internet having a golden age is being dick but lets be honest, all dickish angles aside, most of us think shit like Liquid was a golden age because we had someone rile Chris without being malicious compared to the trolls such as Blue Spike or the guy that destroyed the original Sonichu medallion. All those previous ages are golden compared to the start of the Dark Age where the lowest pit is hit thanks unfunny shitheads like the Idea Guys and Janke doing shit to Chris that was nothing more than at best unfunny ween shit and at worst crap that literally would get people to think all the trolling itself had to have a full on negative effect on Chris beyond someone goading Chris to fuck Barb, CPU Goddess Merge bullshit, and whatever Bluespike's shit that affected Chris.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Yeah, it's not really a "renaissance" - it's weens trying to prod Current Year Chris into deeper crazy.

    They can't see that no one is going to be "the next Clyde Cash" and the days of "Classic Chris" couldn't last forever.
     
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  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    And this is why I keep a loaded shotgun near me at all times.
     
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    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    For me, the entire Chris Chan saga went from "laughing at Chris Chan" to "laughing at unfunny kids trying to be the next Clyde Cash"
     
  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    This! I actually take joy in seeing these malicious fuckers get outed and get their lives ruined because they clearly deserve it. Maybe, on a metaphorical level, the Merge is just all the weens getting outed and their lives ruined. I'm looking forward to the Mr. Janke's Company Gets Ruined Saga.
     
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