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The Dimensional Merge is happening now!

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by lumen, Aug 22, 2021.

  1. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    I would only believe in the merge if this actually happens.
     
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  2. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    May as well be blunt and completely rude here just to emphasize a point, they aren't tards like most spergs but rather weens are complete retards that failed to realize that going after Chris after shit like the burning of 14 Branchland Court or Liquid Chris and Alec Benson Leary wrapping up their trollings, the latter being the least non-malicious since all Alec did was make a comic that angered Chris and have some phone calls with Chris as well. Anyone thinking they could be the next Clyde Cash is a retard that failed to realize that Clown Shirted Chris is from a bygone age and that any attempt at trolling Chris over the years is full-on pathetic not just because of how Chris lives after Bob's passing and the fire and all the other shit but also because the motivation is just completely fucking dumb and the fact it's no longer some dumb oaf being a ball for people to kick around with fake girlfriend he'll promptly abandon and forget without much tears over. And as shitty as the catfishing is and all, I can't really see much of feeling bad for Chris or see it as pure horror in how you had the fake GF's and all. Maybe I'm just a completely shitty person who laughed at the intial slow descent of an autistic human being but then again, I don't know if I can feel bad for someone back then being a jackass in a father call when it came to explaining to a man whose totally a dad and not a trollin how there's "hardships" in pulling weeds lifting a plastic dog house or forgetting about previous gal-pals and claiming the newest one is "the one" for some stupid dream of a white daughter as commanded by God, Jesus, and the Bear. Who knows, maybe people that are looking at Chris are being too busy going on some moral high horse without looking deeper at Chris lore in knowing who Chris is beyond "trolls and weens fuck up Ruckersville citizen."

    And speaking of Alec, seeing how DStecks thought of the guy as one of the worst Chris trolls I can never see how. Then again what can you expect from a guy who could say Kiwi Farms was some right wing hive because of GamerGate rather than a slowburn into a \pol\ infestation because Null didn't want to lay down some kind of rules while thinking GamerGate was anything worse than just the internet's equivalent of this with SJW's and anti-SJW's:
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    Mine was more from "laugh at some stupid shit Chris does like the Hamburglar dressup" to "reading the stupid shit of weens wanting to be Clyde Cash while seeing in horror and curiosity how Chris was outside of the trolls."
     
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  3. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    If you look at it in retrospect, he makes some sense. If I remember, DSteck’s whole thing was that Liquid, Alec, et al, exposed just how flimsy Chris’s day-to-day sense of reality is. Just declaring “I am the real Chris-Chan” was enough to send the real-real Chris-Chan into a tizzy. Or, with parallel Toon World, just how much Chris wants out of reality. Only with the passage of time (DStecks put this out before the Idea Guys happened) can we see what those sagas have wrought.
     
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  4. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    To be fair, wasn't it also the fact that other trolls and weens joined in by going ".....Hey, yeah! That *is* the real Chris! Solid Chris is an imposter!"

    I mean, the point still stands that Chris shouldn't have gone into such a mouth frothing frenzy over it.
     
  5. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    There was also the free-sex-in-jeopardy angle with Kacey, too, so, fair enough.

    Still, it’s like, one could ask Chris “Who are you,” and, in response to this existential question, Chris can only offer the basics: “I’m Christine Christian Christopher ‘Ricardo’ Weston Chandler, from Ruckersville, Virginia, born of Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., and Barbara Anne Weston Chandler…” and so on for another paragraph or two. Not the soundest foundation for a life perspective.
     
  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    The one thing I can safely say is that the whole "Liquid Vs Solid Chris" could never be that well done or replicated again. It was the absolute perfect storm of Liquid being able to send Chris into a frenzy just by saying "Yep, *I'm* the real Chris, *that* Chris is a fake!"

    I noticed there were a few attempts on Twitter and FB to start up a "imposter Chris" troll again, but they were all pretty much ignored.

    After the 100th time of seeing a "Twitter User" going by Chris saying "Hey, *I'm* the real Chris, the Chris you know is a fraud!" it just wasn't the same.
     
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  7. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    That would make sense considering the grasp of identity for Chris though one now wonders how firm was the grasp on reality was. All we had before this merge bullshit was Chris speaking to Sonichi during a visit to Mary Lee Walsh. I'll admit to not seeing much of Asperchu but I still wonder how much of Dstecks going on that being bad holds water outside of Ian Brandon Anderson and all.
     
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  8. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Honestly, it was pretty obvious that Chris had a poor sense of reality when he thought Shigeru Miyamoto (Nintendo developer and creator of beloved game franchises such as Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, and Star Fox) was actually interested in making a Sonichu video game.
     
  9. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Didn't a bunch of white knights try to clue Chris in that "......So, you *know* Miyamoto barely speaks English, right? He wouldn't be able to communicate with you like this..." but Chris, being the ego driven idiot that he is, poo-pooed them?
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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  11. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    True but then again one would of chalked that up to simple gullibility one could imagine any ignorant person could have. That and the fact it's on a way different level from shit like CPU Goddesses. Hell, one could argue that poor sense of reality would be more on Chris asking Sonichu while having an IRL meeting with Mary Lee Walsh. Then again iirc Chris realized he wasn't really talking to Miyamoto after the Reggie emails on top of white knights.

    That ego of Chris is pretty much the one thing in all of this that would likely be the biggest roadblock on Chris' grasp on reality.
     
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  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I wonder how his ego is holding up in jail?
     
  13. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Probably akin to this.
     
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  14. Kindred

    Kindred Your sins always comeback!

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    Indeed i'm still waiting for the waifu Chris promised me.
     
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  15. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    She'll probably be there like this.
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  16. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    As I've said before, hopefully, now that there's no weens/Idea Guys to either add to or go along with his delusions, at least for the time being, a prison psychiatrist can try and break through to Chris and persuade him that "No Chris, there never *was* a Merge..."
     
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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    It could be that Bella was the last - and worst - troll of them all.

    The "final boss" of the A-Logs, the weens, and the enablers.
     
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  18. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    How else can you top a woman whose past is so horrible on top of wanting to goad Chris into incest for the purpose of blackmail and suicide.

    Even A-Log, the first of the A-Logs, would be disgusted.
     
  19. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I really feel that, after Chris's trial, his following is going to go through a mass exodus over to her. There will be those seeking to ruin her life, those documenting the ruining of her life, and those watching it unfold.
     
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  20. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    She boiled a hamster alive. She deserves to have her life ruined.
     
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