Sonic the Movie Announcement

So... Sonic 3 AND a Knuckles show

Wonder if Ken Penders will threaten to sue over that too...

No joke during the settlement Ken actually demanded the rights to a Knuckles movie and had no idea why Archie was neither willing nor able to grant that...

 

that "new" Sonic movie is already about half a decade old

 

Please stop, I'm aging rapidly enough as it is

 

I don't even know if Chris knows about or cares about the Archie Sonic comics, but sometimes I do wonder what he thinks of Ken Penders.

Like I'm not sure if he would be a huge fan and ardent defender of him, or if he would find some incredibly arbitrary and juvenile reason to hate Ken Penders on the level of Sonic's blue arms back in 2014, or MLP G5 nowadays.

 

Seems the pony crap is getting to him more than the blarms crap.

The blarms thing was temporary and a change in character design.

The pony crap is the end of a show he liked. It's not returning.

 

It's a little more than that to be fair.

Much of the Brony fandom is focused around G4 fan projects. Largely ignoring G5 as it went back to being for little girls instead of a more generally accessible show.

And Chris HATES fanworks. Because they are "Mischroniclings of the Truth"

He can't be in a fandom that has nothing corporate thrown his way

 

Oh yeah, because he believes in that "cartoons are real in another dimension" delirious BS.

Wow, he really is a living caricature of who's called a "consoomer", isn't he?

 

He legitimately believes these companies are his allies