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hm, true. Chris would think watching this show makes him smart because he gets the references and the jokes. I am surprised he likes pickle rick consisdering his history with pickles.

 

Well he claims to like pickles now so is this really so surprising?

 

Rick and Morty, South Park, pretty much any adult cartoon with smart humor are universally funny enough that even a dimwit like Chris can laugh at it. I truly doubt he gets all the humor. Actually I doubt he gets much of the world in general.

 

Considering his isolation and childish interests that is a guarantee. If he likes anything in those shows, it was whatever slapstick stuff was in there just like with excel saga

 

He probably thinks "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is Random Access Humour".

 

Chris is 36 years old, but has a 50+ year old body and the mind of that kid who "just won" that cartoon sweepstakes.

 

I always hated the fact that I entered all those sweepstakes as a kid and never won shit. Now I look at how that’s the high point of Chris’s life- that’s where he peaked- and I think geez I’m kinda glad I never won. I wonder how many other kids who won contests and toy shopping sprees ended up being shitty adults.

 

That actually sounds like a great idea for a documentary. Kind of sounds like how a lot of child stars in entertainment end up going crazy.

 

Yeah it would. I can imagine a lot of them get that sense of entitlement and become fucked up adults.... or they’re those people we all hate who have it all and win at everything with little effort.

 

Nope!

True! I don't recall too much exceptionalism in that (besides wasting money).

That is very true.

I recall winning one or two things but it never messed me up.

That would be kinda interesting.

We certainly know these sorts of people.

 

That girl who was the other winner of the sanic sweepstakes split her prize money among her fellow classmates.

I think she turned out OK.

 

I'd hope so because she sounds like a real sweet person. The true good thing to come out of the sweepstakes.

 

There is something to be said about chris and sleeping through sex ed & biology class. But this is just sad.

 

Wasn't he using maxi pads awhile back when his "china" was "bleeding"?

 

“We trans women completely ignore and do not acknowledge basic human anatomy and biological processes.”

 

Chris's response and the fact that people encourage this tells me shutting down the insane asylums was a major mistake.

 

Cherry picking scientific fact and pretending that souls exist and have genders is at the heart of gender diaspora. But to be seriousness this just displays how little guys actually know about the mechanics menstrual cycles; cramps being the results of muscle contractions from the uterus shedding it lining, something that is atomically exclusive to women, and hot flashes something exclusive to people going though menopause. Chris, I think your just experiencing a Virginia summer.

Edit: Ok, I read some of this person's twitter and my brain hurts now.

 

Hmm yeah...Chris gets da hot flashes. Stop being so uncouth.

 

Does anyone thinks Chris might be "bloated" instead of just fat? Is his tard rage actually PMS?