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Time to back pedal and blame trolls.

 

It was da dang durrty trolls. The pickle man tricked him again!

 

I'm sure it's that Neptunia game crap that Chris just loves to death.

Pretty much. Mentioning the prostitutes made me think of one of the members of 2 Live Crew calling himself "Luke Skyywalker". That pretty much the sort of urbanized lingo I'd picture Cryzel coming out of.

And yet his fat ass got kicked out of one!

Yep, this is definitely Chris in a nutsell!

Good time to whip this out again!

 

Said the pervert.

 

Barb's pants scream "1980s."

 

Really does! Not sure when this pic originated but certainly of that era.

 

My guess is maybe 1991. Chris looks like he’s in 4th grade or so (too old for teddy bears and pony rides) and that’s around when fanny packs were really popular.

 

Reminded I had one for my paper route around then.

 

We all dressed like that.

 

It's nice to have some genuine tard rage again. Is there a specific cause for this change of mood or was Chris just blangry after having to take time out of his important schedule to record another begging video?

 

not really. he just sorta flies off the handle. he mentions people insinuating he's whoring himself on ebay and then starts REEing about several people. I thought maybe the bronycon tweet might be a reason for this meltdown but its not the main cause.

 

MOD EDIT: We shouldn’t give the weens attention with their own threads.

"Johnny Bucchi", the same guy who had that creepy video of Barb dancing, uploaded two videos with simple screenshots of text conversations with OPL.

mod edit: replaced embed links with screenshot to avoid giving the channel further views from here



$500 for Chris and Barb to make out (with tongue) for 30 seconds
$1000 for her to blow this ween.

Who can say if these are genuine but this guy sounds like a real sick fuck.

 

Are the weens getting better?

 

Dox them all so hard that they won’t be able to get jobs until 2035.

 

What the everliving fuck is wrong with people?

 

Fucking this is absolutely ridiculous. These fucking absolute idiots need help.

 

Just yesterday I was thinking they might be sick enough to do something like this. This is really depraved shit and hopefully Chris isn’t so retarded that he falls for it.

 

At least the "classic" trolls tried to help Chris now and then. Like Kacey trying to get Chris to work out.

Weens today just want to make Chris' life worse and mess with what's left of Chris' mind, for an "epic win ween."

 

Honestly this is why I fucking despise weens. They learned nothing from the past and are just a bunch of idiotic try-hards who want a piece of Chris' fame and thus mess with him in hopes of getting into that "sweet sweet christory".

Instead they make themselves look more autistic than Chris and just embarrass themselves in public. I hope when they look back in the future to the shit they pull now that they're honestly ashamed... Cause fuck if this were me I'd be like "Why the fuck am I picking on an autistic man for attention, what kind of depraved attention seeking idiot am I?"