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Oh definitely, I won't disagree with you on that. It's fucked up how shit like that happens to anyone who's known to have ever been close to Chris or has had contact with him in the past, regardless of what their relationship with him was. I don't condone KF and ED's behavior here either, and I don't think weens should be doxxed.

Although, I think the guy I was talking about was a ween for different reasons. The reasons being that he was very clearly a buddy troll, and was trying to earn his trust by doing shit like that constantly orbiting Chris and replying to nearly everything he posted, and getting into big public slapfights with other weens on social media who were clamoring for access to Chris, so he could white knight Chris, clearly trying to gain access to Chris himself, probably to fuck with him. Why exactly and what was his plan? Who the hell knows, but it probably wasn't for anything good. I doubt trying to get Chris to play a video game was the only reason is the most I can guess.

Obviously I don't think that Chris shouldn't be allowed to make any actual friends, but I hate how transparently obvious it's become when someone is aggressively trying to earn his trust so they can have access to Chris and fuck with him. Having observed Chris since I was still a little kid during the classic era feels like it's made me desensitized to this stuff sometimes. Honestly, it's made me pretty cynical too.

 

Remember back in the early CWCki Forums days when random people trying really hard to interact with Chris or engaging in trolling plans was strictly forbidden? I feel like people trying so hard to gatekeep Chris, and a group of people being his "wranglers" during the Idea Guys saga and 2018-2021 ended up flying in the face of that principle over time.

What I think makes the classic era trolls important in the end, is that in a different way than Chris himself is, they too are cautionary tales. You don't actually want to end up being like them, and the ones we've heard from in more recent years would probably tell you that themselves. I can't think of a single old school CWC troll who didn't get more than they bargained for in the end.

 

Chris has always had wranglers, even in the classic days trolls had access to his email and would actually delete the emails of people who had unfunny trolling ideas or anyone who tried to warn Chris about trolling plans.

Some actually got warned to stop emailing the address because of repeated attempts at this.

Chris has always had wranglers and he always will, ironically (considering Bob's belief in the Greene County Conspiracy) he is the only person who genuinely has a conspiracy dedicated to document and guide his life.

I just hope he doesn't wind up in an Idea Guys situation again. Or if he does they have better taste in joke characters than Bananasaurus, better taste in morality than extorting the disabled, and better taste in gaming than Hyperdimension Neptunia.

Cmon if you're gonna get Chris into some weeb shit make it something decent like Disgaea or Tales Of.

 

[rates Optimistic]

Also who knows how much "Praetor" has been making him crazier?

 

I mean if I were in charge of his situation, I'd probably have told him that I'd DEFINITELY tell him that Bubbles Rosechu is bestowing her power upon him every time he bathes to hasten the merge in order to get him to take a shower, and that I replaced the shampoo and soap with "Sacred Oils" cleverly disguised as soap and shampoo so that the wicked ones wouldn't find them.

Because let's face it, Chris isn't getting any saner and he only wants to listen to people who encourage his delusions. The only way to really help him at this point isn't to make him sane again (not that he ever was), but to claim things that will improve his life in general and make him more pleasant to be around are required for the Dimensional Merge. Actually at this point, to be perfectly honest, I think being crazy is good for Chris.

Imagine Chris became completely lucid of everything he's done to himself and that his situation is fully his fault. Could he turn it around if he wanted to? Maybe, if he found the right way to utilize his internet fame. But he would always be Chris-Chan, he would always been as the goof in the red-and-blue-striped shirt, the person who molested his own mother, Sonichu himself. If Chris ever became sane, it would drive him insane, as paradoxical as that sounds.

I mean you know how late at night you remember everything you feel guilty about, every uncool moment you ever had, every embarrasing thing you've done, every regret, and you just pray for a chance to undo it all until you feel asleep? Imagine that on steroids, every moment of the day...

I genuinely believe that if Chris snapped out of his God delusion and took a good long metaphorical look in the mirror, and saw himself as he really was... Well, I don't wanna get morbid, but I don't see it ending well. Perhaps this is how his mind is saving itself, he goes kinda crazy and starts saying he's Jesus in order to avoid going fully out to lunch and banging his head against the wall until his forehead starts bleeding in between bouts of hysterical laughter.

Or I could be completely wrong and he puts on a striped shirt and starts doing self-aware Sonichu meta-jokes as a gimmick for some Let's Play show... and carves out a humble existence with a gimmick of taking the piss out of himself. It's not funny, instead it's kinda forced, but people will watch it anyway just because it's apart of the Chris-Chan story. (I mean they already throw money at the guy during livestreams on the off-chance that doing so will get them in the Geno Samuel documentary)

 

I lost faith ages ago... and I'm pretty fucking lazy. So that scans.

 

I didn't even know that Chris watched Seinfeld before I randomly saw this post recently. I'm kinda surprised because as much as the 90s is deeply ingrained into Chris's character and tastes, it doesn't seem like the sort of thing Chris would be into.

If anything Seinfeld seems more like it'd be Cole's thing to me. Maybe Bob and Barb used to watch it in the 90s, and sometimes Chris would sit on the couch and watch Seinfeld when he had nothing better to do. I doubt he understood most of the humor, though.

 

I am and I do, I'm bipolar....

I will confess, sometimes I think when I die I will experience something akin to what Chris believes he will during the Dimensional Merge... I know it's complete bullshit and my death will mark nothing but the end of my existence. But I need the Hopium

 

Does anyone else think that the fact Chris wasn't even speaking until he was 7 years old in 1989 is probably one of the biggest far back indicators that his autism isn't high functioning like he's always claimed it is? Obviously not to say that every person that severe on the autism spectrum can't ever learn to be functional unassuming people, but that generally isn't the sort of experience I associate with people who merely have something along the lines of HFA/Aspergers and anything in a similar ballpark. Most people who suffer from that type of thing start speaking by the age of 3, or at least don't remain constantly nonverbal to the point of being completely mute past the age of 4, unless they've been severely traumatized. Not that I'm some sort of expert mind you, that's just always stood out to me as a major indicator from the beginning of his life that CWC doesn't have HFA like he claims, and is much lower functioning.

Obviously Chris has other much more severe things than just autism going on too. Alongside pretty lifelong severe mental illness no less, that we're pretty sure he was never formally diagnosed with, or we just aren't aware of, but that's whole other can of worms for a different time.

 

Barb bribed him to talk with GoBots toys.

 

Has Chris ever tried marijuana or other drugs?

 

I think he smoked pot with the "Teen Troon Squad", and of course he's had beer (with added sugar).

 

As far as we know, yes. At least marijuana. The CWCki has said the following:

As of 2021, Chris has consumed caffeine, cannabis, and alcohol.

There's an entire section of the article on weed in particular too.

In true Chris hypocritical fashion, it was revealed by Kim on Facebook that in July 2016 Chris had tried smoking cannabis at OmegaCon, and he was offered it at Impulse as well.

Chris confirmed that he did try weed a couple of times in a Twitter comment.

Thanks; not totally my thing, that kind of high. The couple of times aside.

2 years after this right before 2018 ended, there was a leaked video of Chris hanging out with the Teen Troom Squad high as a kite, hugging the air and pretending to make out with Cryzel Rosechu. That group of young weens apparently supplied him with some mary. Toroidal Boat was right about that. This probably wasn't the only time where he smoked with this group of buddy trolls either.


It's also worth bringing up this video from 3 months ago where he discusses his Animate! Raleigh ban among a bunch of other borderline incomprehensible nonsense. It's not confirmed, but because of his oddly relaxed demeanor and stranger than usual speech patterns, people speculate Chris was on something in this video. Seeing as how Virginia legalized weed for adults 21+ back in 2021, I think it's very possible Chris could have been stoned on Lynchburg dispensary products when he recorded this video.


Chris also frequently likes and retweets marijuana themed artwork on Twitter. Usually MLP fan art of stoner horses smoking up and shit. This might indicate that his marijuana use has increased since getting out of jail and moving to Lynchburg.

 

Lol Marv said he smoked with Chris at a con.

 

Bruh I actually remember him talking with me about this on Mumble and chat like 8 or 9 years ago lol. I forgot Marvin was the first person to smoke with Chris. Wild memories.

 

The most likely diagnosis for me is Chris simply has no True/False indicator, he has no way to filter or question information, so he just accepts everything as true even if it doesn't make any sense or negative reinforcement is applied.