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"Garden slugs got more out of life than you." - a quote from Scrooged I feel perfectly describes Chris's life experience.

 

My mind was blown when at the beginning of Chris's messiah delusions, he went on that really weird tirade about global warming. I was amazed because I didn't think that Chris even knew what global warming was.

 

I was not expecting him to start claiming he's Christ.

I knew he had a fat bloated ego, but not that bloated.

 

I consider that the moment when Chris went from simply a narcissistic manchild to a Kanye West tier egomaniac with godhood delusions.

I make that comparison specifically because Kanye once infamously called himself a god over a decade ago.

 

As egotistical as Kanye is, I think it was more of a "I'm hot shit" kind of statement than an "I'm a literal fucking deity with supernatural powers" kind of statement. Though, knowing Kanye, it could well be the latter.

 

Does Kanye have a level of egotism that could be described as cult-like or fanatical?

 

https://www.cbs19news.com/story/504...-demolition-on-section-of-fashion-square-mall
The slow death of CWC's favored gal-pal hunting grounds continues.

 

That mall seems lame because (1) it's a one floor mall, and (2) it was stunk up with that "Love Quest".

 

It blows my mind that Bob was the only person close to Chris who was ever skeptical of the idea that Molvania is a real country. Even more so that he eventually reluctantly believed it was real for awhile, even after saying he's never heard of a country called Molvania before, and he'd been collecting stamps of countries and learning about them since the Great Depression.

My best guess is he probably got Moldova and Romania mixed up, and thought they were the same country.

 

BABSCon (MLP convention) preemptively banned a freak, and that email got exposed in a leak.

 

Or balancing on one of the feet?

Also Bob was born in 1927, making him ~18 years old when WW2 ended. By the time of the first Moon landing, he was already ~42, and he was already ~55 years old when Barb "gave the birth".

 

Trespassing (Fashion Square Mall)
Attempted Manslaughter w/ Vehicle (Mikeyboi)
Assault (Gamestop Employee)
Molestation (Barbussy)

I count 4

 

What about the Target incident? Was he arrested then?

 

Possibly, but I am not sure

 

He got arrested there for loitering in 2005, when he was 23.

More info

 

That was the time he was "dogpiled on" IIRC. So 5 times then.

 

I asked Chat GPT to write a rap about Chris Chan:

You: can you write a rap about Chris Chan in the style of Run DMC?

Chat GPT:

(Verse 1) Yo, let me tell you 'bout a legend in the game, Chris Chan's the name, with a story quite insane. From the internet's depths, he rose to fame, A sonic-loving hero, but not without some pain.

Started with the comics, drawing Sonichu, Internet sensation, no one knew what to do. His life was a rollercoaster, ups and downs abound, But through it all, Chris Chan held his ground.

(Chorus) Chris Chan, the one-of-a-kind man, With a life that's wilder than the wildest plan. From Sonichu to internet fame, Run DMC style, we shout his name!

(Verse 2) He danced to his own beat, marched to his own drum, In a world of chaos, he never felt glum. From trolls and haters, he faced a mighty storm, But through it all, Chris Chan's spirit was warm.

A creator, an artist, misunderstood by many, But to those who knew him, he was more than any. With his quirks and his charm, he left a mark so deep, In the annals of the internet, his legacy, we keep.

(Chorus) Chris Chan, the one-of-a-kind man, With a life that's wilder than the wildest plan. From Sonichu to internet fame, Run DMC style, we shout his name!

(Bridge) So here's to Chris Chan, a legend in his own right, A beacon of uniqueness, shining ever bright. Though his journey was rocky, and his path was unclear, His spirit lives on, without any fear.