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It's been awhile, but didn't he calmly submit to the police, rambled about being a Goddess, had a shit eating grin the whole time, oh and had to remove a "weapon" from his pockets, or rather what police assumed was one, but it was just a fucking MLP figure he wasted Barb's money on?

Yes I hate that run-on sentence too

 

I guess he figured he was gonna get out soon and get off lightly, just like with his previous arrests.

Also how many times has he been arrested now? I think it's 4.

 

Can someone elaborate on this cuz I didn't see anything about this anywhere, nor is there any explanation on the wiki itself.

 

I feel bad that even in fandoms Chris has no place to go because his reputation is THAT negative, and the trolls are too heavily attracted to him. I know there was never any chance he could turn his life around and get a job, but the dude is blocked from leisure activities as well

 

Yeah, even if he completely goes offline and stops going on the internet, he has so much notoriety, that people will just simply start looking for him like a cryptid like they did after he got out of jail and before he got his internet access back.

 

Oh cool the wiki finally filled in what happened https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Equestria_Daily

It doesn't really help his case all that much when he's recently been going around Twixxer spamming MLP artists who draw G5 art calling them Russian propaganda spreaders, lol.
He has officially become the crazy old man yelling at clouds.

 

I mean, he is getting up there in years being in his 40s. Soon he will be a literal old man

 

If he ever becomes homeless, he'd be the stereotypical crazy bum.

And "... and I just won!" has become very ironic, especially now.

 

On that note, this one is pretty funny

 

"CELESTIA SAYS 14 SEASONS NOT 9! VLADIMIR PUTIN DID G5!"

Sure thing pal, by the by, The Deep State told me 8 more seasons of Inside Job, a movie, a video game, and for no reason that all they're reopening that Sega theme park in Australia despite that having nothing to do with anything related to Inside Job! Also they've got the real Sally Acorn there, and she's giving out blowjobs! Don't live in Australia? Don't worry, we can get free tickets if we take my Magic Carpet and plead with the King of the Potato People!

Makes just as much sense...

Semi-Related Question: Outside of Devil May Cry 5 after DmC, has any company ever said "Shit this reboot isn't working, go back to what we had before!"

 

That lolcow claims to be Christ "reincarnated", but instead of being concerned about the salvation of humanity, he's REEing about pony cartoons. With a bloated, fat, fanatical level of ego.

 

he wants pony time

 

And he definitely does not want "adulting".

 

no adulting
I want to pony

 

I gotta say, CWC's whole "Jesus Christ reincarnated" schtick he's been leaning into more since last year reminds me a lot of Brad Watson and his whole "Albert Einstein reincarnated" shit. If any of you remember that weird schizophrenic religious numerologist from Miami, from back in the CWCki Forums days.

 

I do like how he uses the most obscure Bible verses to justify it though. Who looks at Malachi?

 

BWM is till active over on KF (I think). Over time he's been increasing the length of imaginary "reincarnation" "sentences" for mocking him to ridiculous lengths: it's pretty much endless eons now. Also the "704" part of @ICanFeelTheCosmos0704's username is a reference to the "numerology" BWM focuses on (like A=1, B=2, etc). Central to that "numerology" is 7 (G) and 4 (D).

 

To be more specific as to what I meant with this, I'm talking about how in Chris's 2021 arrest at the motel in Charlottesville, he was very calm and extremely cooperative with the police, yet he was droning on about "The Dimensional Merge" the entire time, saying it was happening right now. The Dimensional Merge is something that just sounds like a bunch of insignificant, incoherent gibberish to people who barely know who Chris is, like presumably most of the cops arresting him that day. However, for those of us like Christorians who do actually know what it is, and understand what he's talking about, "the merge" is some of the most batshit insane stuff we have ever seen somebody in their early 40s believe for well over a decade. That brings me to another thing about that particular delusion I think is worth mentioning.

A common misconception about it among both newer inexperienced Christorians and veterans with hazy memories revisiting it all after a long time is, the Dimensional Merge isn't some new wacky concept Chris only started buying into in more recent years that the Idea Guys invented. Even though they absolutely made the delusion far worse in the long term. The Dimensional Merge is something Chris has actively talked about since the classic era was still going, and it was pretty much the same thing before he even started calling it that, and before all the "Dimension 1218" and "Dimension C-197" crap.

I distinctly remember him talking about it as far back as January 2010. I don't doubt that it predates that by years either. Chris has consistently mentioned that he believes Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of a "toon world" populated with every published or unpublished fictional character. This excerpt from the CWCki is pretty eye opening, and soberingly stupid.

Spoiler: CWCki passage

Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 phone call with Alec Benson Leary in which he told Leary that Asperchu would surely have negative feelings about his own name and repeatedly called Leary “naïve” for explaining that Asperchu is not a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has learned from television. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film Who Framed Roger Rabbit to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.

While the signs were there that Chris believed this from the beginning of the classic era and throughout it, I think it's probably something he's believed in since he was at least in elementary school or middle school, and never grew out of. If not that, it's possibly some wild shit he concocted in his mind during high school, and actually knew better than to talk about with his peers for once, because he was already being frequently bullied then.

 

I've brought it up before, but it really is a mystery how that lolcow somehow made the honor roll in high school and the Dean's List in college. Especially after revelations from those leaks of MHS schoolwork after that house fire in 2014. Maybe MHS and PVCC let "intellectually challenged" people on it to help self esteem? Of course he could've lied about making the Dean's List.

 

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