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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

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    0.0%

  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
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  1. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Hirtes is the most dedicated Hirtes we've found yet.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 2, 2017
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    That should be a quote on the cwcki
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 2, 2017
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  3. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    That title goes to Chris himself
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 2, 2017
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  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Man, even A-Log himself eventually lost interest and moved on. This guy is on a whole other level.
     
    Skeletor, Nov 2, 2017
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  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 5, 2017
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    One less day in life, and Hirtes blows it to let the world know just how much he thinks CWC sucks.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 5, 2017
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  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    The sky could be falling, volcanoes exploding all over the earth, flash floods and tornadoes could be heading right for his house but Hirtes would take the time to shitpost about Chris.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 5, 2017
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  8. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    "THIS IS YOUR FAULT CHRIIIISSSSS!!!" He shrieks at the sky before he dies.
     
    TheVoid, Nov 5, 2017
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  9. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    I disagree. I think that title goes to Mad Thad.
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, Nov 6, 2017
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  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Never mind that Bin Laden is apparently in the running for that tittle now.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 6, 2017
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    40 pages archiving Hirtes hirtesing CWC.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 6, 2017
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  12. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    I think Hirtes should calm down and reexamine his life and why he spends so much time being upset about Chris
     
    Kong, Nov 7, 2017
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  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    And I think there should be world peace and a cure for cancer
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 7, 2017
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    But Kong, he's CLEARLY doing GodBear's work by warning the world just what a "OMG, HUGE POS AND CRAZY MANIAC STALKER!" Chris is....
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Nov 7, 2017
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  15. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 7, 2017
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  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Hirtes DOES bring up a good point there. Chris has totally forgotten about Magi-Chan's job as the ultimate CCTV camera.
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 7, 2017
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  17. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Its funny that Hirtes, who has communist sympathies, is mocking ADF.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 7, 2017
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  18. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    I do too!
     
    Kong, Nov 8, 2017
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  19. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Without posting explicit dox, @Yawning Sneasel made a post here about Hirtes's KiwiFarms history.

    Also:
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    Last edited: Nov 8, 2017
    Janker, Nov 8, 2017
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  20. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 8, 2017
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