Loud House Revamped, the Longest Fanfiction Ever Made

You have no idea how many batshit insane moments (as well as shit that makes you question the meaning of life) come up in the later chapters.

Not gonna spoil all of it (At least not until I get back to reading one day), but I will give you one of the excerpts from chapter 726:

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Edit: Also, found a pic of J.D. on the author's DeviantArt account.

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Can you imagine how long a movie based on "Loud House Revamped" would be if it "followed the script" exactly?

 

Don't give Hollywood any ideas. They've already made Space Jam 2 and Chip n Dale. We don't need another Pooh's Adventure tier "movie".

 

Speaking of his DeviantArt, I went into James' favorites and he's made a folder dedicated to Naruto fanart named "Death to Sasuke".

Gee, I wonder if this guy has a hatred for Sasuke.

Also, he's favorited fanart of Luna and Sam

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in skimpy attires while pouring gravy on their chests.

Yea, friendly reminder that those girls ARE 15.

Alright, now I've gotten that out of the way. I might as well continue reading, this time, in a straight line. No more chapter skipping, just a text-to-speech program reading the chapters to me.

Chapter 357:

J.D. and a few Louds are exploring Lori's insides and...

I got a feeling the author has a secret fart fetish. So they come out, tell Lori about J.D.'s fetis- I mean her flatulence problem, and then they just move on. Oh yea, and Lisa's experiment causes Rita to turn into Mr. Fantastic, in which God comes down and gives her wings and lightning powers. Before we can get anymore exploration, we flip to Stewie giving some character named William an elemental gun and I think it's time I need to address this fanfic's major issue.

99% of the characters feel like they were written by AI, because not only do the characters have almost no real differentiation from each other and how they all talk the same, but how they act in ways they wouldn't otherwise in their respected shows/games/films.

Then William gathers up Stewie as well as Venom and Riku from Kingdom Hearts to form the "Redemption Squad". Oh, and it's revealed that they became evil because of some supercomputer because god forbid anyone in this story turn heels without some split-personality or agency-removal being their backstories. Also, also, J. Jonah Jameson got thrown in the slammer because..... he hates Spider-man? I'm lost... So lost...

Anyway, J.D. makes the team prove themselves by hunting down M.O.D.O.K., oh wait, no, according to J.D., it's M.O.D.O.C..

Mate, I googled M.O.D.O.K., and the actual acronym is Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing. AGAIN, TALKING ABOUT RAPE AND GENOCIDE IS FINE BUT NOT THE WORD "KILL"?!

God, I can feel my brain cells disintegrating... No, not because of the whole M.O.D.O.C. thing, but because of this:

Huh, I just visited Chicago a few months back... Shit, I think I'm on this guy's hitlist.

Then M.O.D.O.C. just appears behind them with the cosmic cube, breaking character by describing J.D. as "famous" (GEE, I WONDER WHAT THE AUTHOR IS TRYING TO CONVEY) and the team just curbstomp him before J.D. sucks all the information out of M.O.D.O.C.. Now J.D. has become what Redditors think they are, and he sends the braindead M.O.D.O.C. to the moon.

The E- Wait, no, J.D. takes the cosmic cube and brings back Hogwarts - which has apparently been destroyed - along with all the teachers and students including Harry.

I smell a My Immortal chapter in the works.

Chapter 358:

Some boys in Australia are looking for their girlfriends. In the search, they find out they're in America so they quickly head there. Little do they know that they're overheard by some girl named Charlotte Wattsford, who was from some TV series called H2O, I guess, and she wants revenge on a character named Cleo for stealing her boyfriend and having her powers taken away or something.

So she heads to America as well, meanwhile, one of the boys is reunited with Cleo, right before Charlotte Wattsford pops in before forcing Lisa to give her powers back, which the latter explains that "powers received from a deity can't be injected into another person". Wait, did I say deity? Sorry, I meant diety according to James.

Jesus fucking Christ, there's so many grammatical errors in this fic, it'd make J.C. blush.

Back to the chapter, Charlotte tells her to eat shit and grabs a vile of DNA that Lisa pulled out before drinking it, causing her to turn into a Ben Ten alien hybrid...

Why was there a mixture of DNA from multiple aliens? Also, SWALLOWING AND BEING INJECTED ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. PROOF READ YOUR STORY.

Where was I again? Oh yea, Charlotte breaks out of the house and hunts down Cleo, but the gang catch up to her. Charlotte babbles about how powerful she is and Spidey sneaks up from behind.

HE SAID THE LINE! HE DID IT! HE'S IN, BOYS!

Spidey punches her and she flies into tree. Charlotte quickly recovers and rushes over before pinning Cleo into the ground because I guess a whole team of overpowered "heroes" couldn't be bothered to position themselves in front of her instead of just standing by the side.

Firstly, that line from Cleo was idiotic, considering she said she had no last words yet said them anyways. Secondly, Hulk saying "Hulk smash" ain't his last words because he very obviously survives along with everyone else in this chapter. This whole thing's just a poor attempt of an ePiC cLiMaTiC MoMeNt, mainly due to the numerous aspects of it that'd get in the way of the part happening.

Then they fry Charlotte and we hit the department of redundancy department.

Kinda hypocritical given this is the same guy that has destroyed whole cities just because they have a bad reputation instead of trying to reform them, as well as encouraging his friends to seek revenge on the other people, even if that person has changed coughcoughcoughEddy'scoughbrothercoughcough.

They give her to police, she gets arrested and declared guilty, before being sent to the moon, and the chapter ends.

 

What if JD tries to cross-over with one of those next?

 

I'm surprised the person who wrote this ISN'T the most-documented person in human history.

 

That's the funny part, he has.

One of them at least.

 

Reading this is like delving into some kind of eldritch chaos dimension. Are people actually reading this and following along with it?

 

There was at least one unironic fan of the "Sonichu" comics...

 

Can I just point that the sex pest that made the loud house previously made a furry webcomic all about mother and son incest?
Because that is a thing that exists.

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Chris Savino's degeneracy has really rubbed off on this show cursed fandom.

 

It somehow feels like a perverted imitation of Calvin and Hobbes.

 

"It's a perverted imitation of [insert cute thing]" is a pretty apt summary of like 90% of furry content.

 

I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I've ever seen a fandom so obsessed with incest like the Loud House fandom. Yes, even more-so than UnderTale's fanbase.

 

Oh, that's Sebastian aka Mendez1996. He's actually pretty cool.

 

Also, fair warning, the fic goes hard in some chapters.