Let's talk about Sonichu

I've read through the entire Sonichu saga twice. It's horrible, but I can't help but be fascinated by it.

My favorite is Magi-Chan, of course

 

It's like a horrible trainwreck you can't look away from.

I was once a DA resident and man does the recolor shit get out of hand ( or used to be??? I've never revisited. ) there.

Sonichu is crap in a special way that I doubt will ever be replicated. There's little to no chance we'll get someone like Chris-chan ever again </3.

I love how it spawned parody works and I like many of them myself. I don't really see some of those games as weenish but I could guess why some may.

 

Well, I would of mean't they could have some sort of weening nature but then again, noticing some details flies over my autistic head. Still, Sonichu can't be replicated due to the fact that it's literally a piece of Chris's mind. Sure we all got fan-fics of self insert authors and villains literally based off people they hate but Chris's is special, especially since much of has been based off people he encountered, beliefs he held, and also how he bases some events off pipe dreams that will never happen such as marrying a fake girlfriend and having disgusting furry sex with or punching Mary Lee Walsh in his Sonichu form.

 

I just saw the furry sex part and I just-...

Had flashbacks to the Giant Penis comic.

Tbh tho I feel bad for Mary. She wasn't that bad of a person and it makes me sick how Chris acted towards her. Then again the shit Chris said about wanting Mimms' Girlfriend dead or the shit Chris said about Megan also makes me sick and at this point Chris' hostility to anyone who opposes them is no surprise ( ex. Trump ). Ugh. I kinda hope we never get another person like Chris-chan tbh now that I'm properly using my brain.

 

I really wish they'd finish Adult Chronicles, or at least say they that it's an abandoned work.

 

There's that (may release the source code and see if someone else can pick up the slack).

 

My favorite aspect of Sonichu is watching it transform from a bizarre and juvenile work of wish fulfillment/revenge fantasy into a bizarre and juvenile work designed to combat the trolls' "misperceptions" of the author. It's not enough that Mayor Chandler is straight, but that he's SO straight, his blood cures gay.

 

When you honestly do think about it, one can see how much of an ass Chris is towards others. He honestly wished hostility upon a hobby shop owner just because he banned Chris up to the point of a permaban. He even went as far as drawing porn of MLW and drawing four trolls of his getting tortured and killed. Still, getting people like Chris in terms of anger and vitriol can be dime a dozen when considering how petty people can be.

One has to enjoy the gay vaccine irony when considering how vaccines work in where they come from. Chris inadvertently made himself the gayest man in the universe of his own comic.

 

Man I feel bad for Michael Synder. He really didn't seem like a bad guy at all and I'm sad that all that shit happened to him. What happened with Mary Lee Walsh is by far the one thing I hated the most about the nsfw pictures Chris put on the encyclopedia dramatica page. Like drawing porn of real people is the most unsettling thing Chris has ever done ( and that's also mentioning the Megan pic ).

 

Has anyone ever considered the possibility that Chris may never get back to drawing the comics?
How does that make you feel? How will you cope?

 

By drawing my own terrible webcomic about how sad I am that my favorite lolcows aren't giving milk anymore, and I'm such a lonely virgin mouse and wish a boyfriend-free catgirl would just eat me already.

 

He prob won't, although I woulden't say he never will.

Nobody thought he'd make the last batch of Sonichu pages.

 

the stuff from his life is the only good stuff. or the saga stuff. like that one part that had the scene where rosechu is riding on sonichu like he's a segway and they're crying while there's a wall of text talking about people who died on 9 11 or some shit. and that time the asperpedia 4 got martyred. rest in puzzle pieces.

 

Sonichu Christmas still happened despite the fact nobody thought Chris would continue drawing Sonichu. So, there's still a chance.

Though if Chris ever stopped talking about Sonichu / do anything with it, I'd probably just move onto the next shitty thing.

 

Oh my god I didn't even apply autism pathology to all the characters...Do any fall outside the spectrum?!

 

Giovanni, I think, and that's about it. Possibly also Inos and the two regular human police officers.

 

I feel sorry for those guys to be stuck with these morons!

• Giovanni for having a gay son who ends up shitting himself
• Inos for being apprehended, later being shit on by Blake for saying a simple greeting
• The cops for bothering to exist in his screwed-up town

 

Let's not forget Allison Amber.

Literally created to be Chris' slave in the comic and do all "mayoral duties" for Chris.

Truly the most tragic character in Sonichu.

 

And she left Hollywood for this...

Seems like anyone who's not an autistic super dork ends up doing the dirty work.

 

Magi-chan. I love watching chris try to write a 'smart' character. He throws big words he thinks make him sound smart without understanding why.