FB 2/5 - Chris turned on by Sailor Moon music

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Glad to see support for those who identify as attack helicopters. Not enough people supporting them.

 

That's a lot of words for "Sailor Moon music turns me on."

Also that's 7 FB CWC posts in one day.

 

This is just as autistic as the 58 genders shit he says he believes in.

 

Wait a second, did he just say he thinks that there are people out there who ACTUALLY, UNIRONICALLY identify themselves as an attack helicopter? I was gonna make some remark on how he finally got the joke (he didn't seem to get it when he was requested to read it on video) and that whoever needs this shit to be explained to them is a moron, but this sure threw me a curveball! It's like he didn't even watch the video he linked to.
Oh, and then he goes on this autistic tangent on how he gets off to Sælor Mün music, I'm not even gonna comment on that derranged shit.

EDIT: Here's the video I mentioned just in case.

He doesn't even seem to be offended that the copypasta is making fun of the whole gender/sexual identity wankfest because the entire joke flies right over his head!

 

Oh, that song that's about the 9 year old character and her intimate feelings for a horse:

Yeah, that's a little weird.

*That's not even close to how the title of that song is spelled.

 

I am telling you all, this is probably leading up to massive begging. Kiwifarms has gone belly-up, and I am sure ol' ugly is suffering because of it in an economic way.
Chris genuinely believes that by admitting to being a perverted man, who ruined an iconic anime television, is going to get him praise, attention, and money.
One suggestion would be to make Chris' forum private and advertise it publically as members only and watch Chris really flip out.

I am not trying to defend A-logging, but a lot of people have been way to adamant about their defense and portrayal of Chris as a good-guy, who just drinks beer at home while wearing a vibrating bra.

It's called being a pervert

 

Every day, God's abomination's fall further away from his light and find themselves surrounded by their liberal brethren.

 

All 7 of the FB posts CWC made today are only about cartoons, "tomgirl," or (perceived) trolls (read: Pmurt). It's like I said in the random Peanuts thought thread: it seems Chris doesn't think about much beyond such.

Chris can only ruin your enjoyment of a work if you let it happen.

 

I've seen otherkin/fictionkin identify as whatever but I don't think I've ever seen anyone be kin with an inanimate object.
Of course "sexually identifying as" anything isn't even a phrase, but knowing about that (or any sort of kin thing) in general would require cwc to be in a more "out there" queer space PLUS listen to people talking about themselves, so of course we can't expect that.

 

Chris thinks he's some kind of snowflake that's literally sexually attracted to music but I'm pretty sure he's just referring to ASMR. I'm calling it now, Chris has been on a slow journey to finding the ASMR part of youtube, and when he does God help us all. We very narrowly dodged this bullet during his binaural beats spree.

 

Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT

 

I mean the ASMR community is where you go when you're feeling lonely. and I'm sure Chris is plenty lonely.

As many legos chris buys, he can't build himself a boyfriend-free gal.

 

As his duck, maybe.

 

Let's not forget that this is the same guy who talked about putting headphones on his man tits to provide, um, stimulation, I guess. He admitted that the idea was partially inspired by My Little Pony.

 

How the hell did Chris get that kind of idea from MLP?

 

Perhaps I overstated MLP's role, but he cosplayed as a DJ pony that wears headphones. He then went to a nightclub and talked about how the sound vibrations affected his breasts, then talked about how he could recreate the experience with his pony phones.
EDIT: May 23rd post. MLP isn't explicitly named, but he uses a picture in the post.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts

 

I will not say that its the autism but it is probably the autism

 

Oh man, you have no idea what a garbage dump Sailor Moon SuperS is. Chris getting fuzzy wuzzies from the ending theme of the fourth season is the least awful thing to come out of it. If anything, him liking anything from it redeems it in my eyes.

Spoiler: Chris has excellent taste in shows as you know

What happens when you let a bunch of old, Japanese men write an episode about the character with the 300 I.Q. who wants to be a doctor like her single mother?

This shit right here. Because female.

The effeminate homosexual put on a dress and convinced a man he was a fairy. What gave away that he was lying? He sat on a flower and got more upset that his dress was stained then the fact that a flower was now dead. No, really. That's the plot of the episode.

"Hey, remember that character Diana that was introduced in the comic two story arcs ago? Maybe we should write a plot heavy episode that finally introduces her instead of another filler."
"Nah, just have her randomly show up in this episode where everyone thinks the white cat is cheating on the black cat. With a nun."

Who could forget the classic episode where the tomboy character goes to a fair and dances with a man she's never met, instantly fantasizes about their wedding and asks for another dance, only for him to say "yeah okay later"? And then proceeds to ignore her friends and the rest of the fair so she can wait for him to return. And wait. And wait through the night in the pouring rain while her friends show up and say they'll wait with her all through out the night and into the next morning. Because female.

"Hey, since 70% of this season is filler episode involving random, one off characters instead of the actual cast, maybe we could give Jupiter and Venus they're own separate character episodes instead of making them share."
"Nah, combine it into one episode and have them fight over wanting to date a nursery school principal (because female). I still need to write this episode where Usagi gets her boyfriend to empty his bank account so she can have a designer outfit and then asks the designer to make her a wedding dress as soon as she meets him because that's how good, pure hearted characters act."